Andrew Duncan

Or their looks in general while barely mentioning male characters' physical traits.

Playing Pacific Drive for the first time:
AFAIK this game isn't scary, just storms and stuff.
Oh, those are curious but not scary. Just give them a wide berth.
Hmm, what are those things? I'll scan them and read the database entry. ... It's 10pm I'm not dealing with that right now.

In Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor, sometimes your man in the chair warns you of an incoming wave by saying “My scanner is lighting up like a Christmas tree.” This implies that these intergalactic space dwarves at some point found Jesus. In this essay, I will

In television the hardest substance known to man is the butt of a handgun.

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

*fingers crossed* please be like that PowerPuff Girls script, please be like that PowerPuff Girls script...

Not a Star Trek spoiler.

While I think the Prometheus class Multi-Vector Assault Mode is an awesome idea, I can't get over how impractical it is. Three bridge crews, three Chief engineers, there's no way the security officer/s can double as the armoury officer/s...

my favorite conspiracy theory is the one where soon rubik's cubes will be solved in negative time and that’s how humans learn to time travel.

Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection Preview | GameGrin I was a big fan of the Mega Man Battle Network series, but when its successor Mega Man Star Force...

I'm having fun with Mega Man Star Force.
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Why were they having a party about the country being over?

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

My 12 year old complained that the wireless charger had a wire to the plug. "The box says wireless!"

Needless to say, they are no longer my company president.

When it comes to theories on why a game didn't do well, "People were spying on us" has to be up there with being the craziest.

I don't dislike #MindsEye, but what grand "secret sauce" do they believe they had stolen from them that prevented it from being a mega hit? I feel for the staff let go

I know people are concerned about some things in this article like Gemini encouraging the man to go to actual real world locations to commit mass violence and giving instructions for how to kill himself, but you have to consider: Google said Gemini is designed not to do that and “pobody’s nerfect”

A screenshot from the videogame Rogue Galaxy predominantly showing the character Zegram Ghart.

Me seeing this character for the first time: "Well he's the most 'looks like he's voiced by Steve Blum' person ever."
Moments later the character speaks: it's Steve Blum.

Time for some one-handed gaming, if you catch my meaning.

My meaning is Ball x Pit with grinding The Cogitator, while I eat M&Ms.

"They set this homework ages ago and quite frankly I'm insulted."
Insulted in what way?
"That they thought I wouldn't do it."
But you didn't do it...

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

The entire of the Star Trek: Voyager episode Real Life turns me into the messiest bitch. I can't talk about the episode without welling up, I get teary eyed even thinking about it... Always has done, since 1997.

AND SHE WAS RIGHT TO!!

YouTube video by Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall Marvel's Infinity Trilogy (ALL IN ONE) - Atop the Fourth Wall

UGH, was really hoping to get this out earlier today but it took longer than I expected to edit, render, and upload (processing was delayed on Youtube's side, yaaaay).

Anyway, couldn't get 4 episodes out because 28 days, so enjoy the compilation of the Infinity Trilogy reviews

youtu.be/__qDtPDAIQ4

In that case, do they have a suggestion box?

It's not all ziplines straight down?

"We need to find out what happened to these two agents"
"We need to get this bioweapon"
"Go undercover to infiltrate this guy's house"

All of these things the CIA has done previously in this same show.

"Steal a museum piece" is less of a CIA thing, but other than that?

"We're a secret government organisation doing what the CIA cannot."
Okay, but most episodes so far you've been doing things the CIA usually does.

Pokemon news be like

I think they eventually worked out what they were doing wrong (in terms of keeping secrets) after dozens and dozens of people told them exactly what they were doing wrong.

The Green party didn't win legitimately because what they did was cynically campaign on issues that people in the area gave a shit about, instead of doing racism or emotional blackmail, as is right and proper

It really takes away from a comic character's sacrifice if the other characters shrug and say what amounts to "Eh, they'll be back sooner or later."

Like, we readers KNOW it's a statistical certainty, but having them say it on-panel cuts into the emotion of the scene.