satyr it ain't so

one thing i'll give baldur's gate 3 is that it understood that druids are evil

quintin smith looks great

the thing is, no one outside of toronto likes toronto, unless they're a neoliberal. but the reality of the world is that if you're at the finals and your country has a team against an american team, that's all that matters. you get their mr monopoly lookin ass

i'll allow it

Which way western man

Cookies & Bream

learning that there is a large subset of rightwing youtube/anime fans who think jaidenanimations is white

Iris was so sweet and did a beautiful little painting of Momo to honour him 😌

SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE IN NEED OF SOME SEASONAL LUCK! A HAHAHAHAHAHA!

DO YOU HAVE THE EYE OF TEFNUT?

i don't think you'd know me very well by playing games. you should probably just like talk to me instead

saw exhibitionist art once of a girl in boots pumping gas. how did you leave the house and drive there in your bare ass for like ten minutes and not realize what you were doing

trying really hard to turn "digimon are the champions" into a breast related pun but champion is a REALLY hard word to mammarize

i assume this isn't your first choice of digimon chest to possess tho

yeah but they don't have a speaker system

yeah but the upsells are crazy

the modern era of 3d gooning makes the Elizabeth SFM era feel like

well still shit but you know like a cultured piece of trash. like a CW show

people calling evil technology digital succubi like that's not going to just give me a boner

to say nothing of the trend to just not explain anything on them and wait for a youtuber to do a video where he just lists each one off and gives 30 seconds of explanation

i am completely disconnected from the politics at this point. the posts are just embarrassing. we can't let society cook

the thing is i need mamdani to win at this point because it would be deeply embarrassing to humanity if bits like "he ate with his hands" and "he called his older cousin his auntie" stuck

that feels like something i wouldn't say if i was trying to sell the product but i guess they're built different

look i get it, i GET the comedy

it would just be really convenient for me, a pornographer, if we just stuck to the original meaning of backshots

can you believe they never made a dvd set of mountain monsters

i mean i know you can but that's beside the point

I just feel like it's a lot easier to memorize keywords when it's like, Warp and Station and Void as opposed to Fastentry, Slowentry, Deadentry, y'know? Not impossible but like, a surprisingly more complicated onramp this time

i'm usually on the side of "people severely overestimate how complicated it is to learn a card game if you just sit down and actually read", but i'm not gonna lie i feel like four different -bending keywords that aren't like each other in any way might be a mistake

hey zOOe

That's your OTHER franchise. IDIOTS.

Treacherous bladder has awoken me fiveish hours after sleep