frank

Ello m8

Yall doing anything over here now? Testing

The way it’s looking its gonna be like “Democrats send strong message to Trump: no death camps” and 3 days later “well. Unfortunately the death camps are legal”

It aint much but its honest work

Like unironically this is every other post on my discover feed right now

Everyone keeps comparing BlueSky to early twitter, and they’re right. I was on twitter early enough (2012) to remember everyone tweeting “good morning” at each other like it was a discord server. But I also remember how boring it was before everyone joined. Somebody needs to call in a bomb threat.

Pidge moment🙇‍♂️

Its all elder millennials out here. They’ve passed their brain rot phase and have progressed into full-blown dementia posting.

Do my mutuals ive followed from twitter know it’s me or do i need to break out ol’ reliable? (My twitter pfp of frank from donnie darko)

Pretty impressive to have kayaked that far in a week.

Are you guys still here?

I imagine it’d be like when the guys trip finally makes it out of the groupchat

Nope. If i ever post anything about 75 Hard just know i’m one reason away from ending it all.

There are so many wellness hacks where their only downside is that you look so fucking stupid for doing it

Billy Bob Thornton

Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai

Ok man im here now and not any happier

Standing at the base of the Capitol wall waiting for someone to give her uppies

God the entire “discover” tab is horrible. I miss all of my people.

It’d be nice to start over somewhere where half of the website doesnt have me blocked

Testing

So are we actually doing this or is this another “24 hours of hysteria and then we all go back to twitter” type beat?