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okay well consider me on standby to heal you at a moment’s notice in that case

oh no, i think you’ll have to personally deliver the consequences 😏😏😏

just as i’d hoped 🙂‍↕️

okay more patient than I !

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uhhh that’s insane baby there’s good food just eat it up?

right? i’m about to get back into her

uh oh just rediscovered the huji app that’s still on my phone 🤭

i am obsessed with this woman and her entire album

and every one is better than the last

my god she’s allergic to making bad music

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all you hot and sexy sides they could never make me hate you baby !!!! they can’t take the girls !!

okay I’ve just seen it actually

I AM CACKLING LIKE I HAVE NEVER CACKLED IN MY LIFE I CANT BREATHE

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i am the boom boom coconut

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the skyline serves me none of the actual discourse but only the tangential and vague references to it that suggest but do not confirm its existence and i think that’s beautiful

you are looking way too good all the time how am i supposed to cope !

who out in dtla

a win for you and a win for us wow 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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how i feel on the skyline aujourd’hui

remembering how the days around the holidays always had the feeds looking so cute and wholesome and i would have my wine and respond to every story. and now its probably just ads for mediocre sales and ai slop. i do not regret dumping all my meta apps and twitter !!!!

feeling nostalgic for social media in like 2015 when it was genuinely just about sharing and connecting with people and not a barrage of ads and hyperinfluencing and doom-and-gloom-for-profit. i’m glad however that we have this platform because it’s the closest to what that was 🙂‍↕️

off the 5mg with an overnight mask on !!!!!

need to be at this pool 🙂‍↕️

it’s never too late 😮‍💨

being able to keep hair this long AND healthy is insane actually

well today’s the day 🙂‍↕️

pull day for the girls !

i did not venture back east to carry out the usual tradition (2 glasses of sauv blanc and flirting with everyone in my contacts) but i could just drink wine here i guess 🤷🏻‍♂️