Greg Johnstone

I need to do a better job of remembering that Bluesky exists

30.11.2024 02:23 — 👍 85    🔁 2    💬 13    📌 0

You’re worried about trans people in your bathrooms while I’m trying to stop my ass making embarrassing noises and worrying who can see me through that totally unnecessary gap in the door. We are not the same.

24.11.2024 00:55 — 👍 68    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I think I’m going to do a 5-min stand up set tonight where I just progressively get louder saying the names of Trumps cabinet nominees and nothing else. Matt Gaetz. Matt. Gaetz. MATT GAETZ.

23.11.2024 14:54 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is a safe space for me and all my far-right brethren, right?

22.11.2024 21:50 — 👍 52    🔁 0    💬 10    📌 0

I will give the first 250,000 people to follow me on Blue Sky $10,000 each*

*when I die.

22.11.2024 21:27 — 👍 85    🔁 0    💬 12    📌 0