Nvm just noticed it says clocks
23.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nvm just noticed it says clocks
23.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmao me too preach it bro🤟
23.06.2025 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whatever. At least the movie has men kissing.
02.05.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, Unko's all on my case about "getting cultured" and stuff, so I'm diving into some classic lit. Okay, I'm just chillin' with the movie, but hey, it's all good, right?
Why is Dorian Gray the bad guy? Man just wanted to fuck and look hot, you know? Who can't vibe with that?
Not anymore. 😔
25.04.2025 14:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sammy's forever weed brownies??
25.04.2025 12:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 069
25.04.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You ate Sammy's brownies???
25.04.2025 12:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Then I tracked him down to his university and apologised to him in person. I told him I was being loud and obnoxious because I was roleplaying Sammy Thunder and I thought he was someone roleplaying JD Vance's son. He was cool about it.
I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son.
(OOC)
Last night I had a dream JD Vance's son started following me on this account, so I sent him a message like "Heeeey!! How are you?" And he just replied with "my granddad died." (In my dream this was massive news) I was so upset that I hurt his feelings that I started crying.
Really? Sweet!!
15.04.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The moment Sammy breaks free from this joint, man, all I need is a chopper or a boat, or whatever, dude!
15.04.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sammy Thunder's gotta bail outta Monte Carlo, like, right freakin' now, man!!
15.04.2025 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Unko comes looking, just let him know that Sammy's totally rockin' his best life, man! 🤘
12.04.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude, that sounds like way too much hassle. Sammy's just gonna stay here, man!
12.04.2025 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
!!??
Like walking? Or in a car?
Yo, dude, like, how far is London from Monte Carlo, man?
12.04.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dudes, I need a hand here! Sammy Thunder totally messed it up, man.
I went to Monte Carlo, not Monte d'Or!!
Sweet 👍
06.04.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sure.
06.04.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sammy might be...
06.04.2025 16:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeh sure
06.04.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Whoa. I’m pretty sure that's the same Randall who took me to the Cheesecake Factory that one time. Makes sense why he never hit me up again, man, he's been busy with a little one.
Sammy's stoked for him, totally.
Whoa, man. So, like, which Randall is your pops, dude?
06.04.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eh? Another Randall?
06.04.2025 15:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sammy's tired of rocking. Sammy just wants to be loved.
06.04.2025 15:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
APRIL FOOLS!!!
SAMMY'S RAWKING 5EVA!!!!
I'd never hurt you, my cherished butler buddy.
01.04.2025 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nigel..
01.04.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0