Tess Metcalf

We blame the male ego for this 100 men vs. a gorilla thing but I blame Tarzan. Do you remember when Tarzan put Kerchak in a headlock? Indoctrinated a whole generation into thinking humans stood a chance against a Silverback.

#100menvsgorilla

I’m excited to read it - only 102 people ahead of me for the library loan! 😅

So far, very likable cast. Some very sweet moments. General vibe is very good! #Survivor48

#CosmereYear update: Mistborn era one complete. Eleventh Metal and Secret History complete. On to Elantris!

#Booksky📚💙

The Traitors are merciless in their Tom Sandoval edit and it is EXCELLENT

#CosmereYear continues - just finished Hero of Ages like three minutes ago and I am a mess. Should not have finished it mid work day, and now I must live with the consequences.

Someone please direct me to the best reading order for the next book! #BookSky📚

Are we getting a Traitors round table next week?? #TraitorsUS

Proud member of the 27% club

I have been genuinely shocked by the amount of excitement around Onyx Storm on account of how Fourth Wing was… not good? I’m not even trying to be contrarian - I will bandwagon a romantasy with the best of ‘em. But that book was mid at best. #BookSky #BookTok

Welp

“How would you feel if I tapped you on the shoulder? Would you feel like I betrayed you, Tom?”

“Yes”

“Doesn’t feel so nice, does it?”

That one interaction was worth dealing with Sandoval on #TraitorsS3 but please let him get murdered first

Instead of committing to listening to new music this year I’m committing to listening to the same music I’ve listened to since 2013. Why kid myself, ya know?

The difference between Threads and Bluesky is that here I feel I can admit that I took my toddler to daycare today even though I have the day off without being told I shouldn’t have had kids if I was just going to let strangers raise them. 🙃

For the love of god, do not circle back with me next week.

Also a great time to get a tattoo

She definitely has some indefensible behavior, especially in the later seasons of Vanderpump Rules. But as far as Real Housewives goes, she has the best soundbites.

My theory is that he cast a spell in his youth for endless writing creativity not realizing that he would be siphoning it off of other authors - hence GRRM and Rothfuss.

My Mt. Rushmore of #RealityTV personalities and or/hosts:

Lisa Vanderpump
Jeff Probst
Sophie Munk (Love Island Aus)
Stassi Schroeder

Honorable mentions:
Iain Sterling
Captain Lee
Head Stew Kate
Ariana Maddox
Andy Cohen - for group therapy

Brought to you by my flu-ridden brain.

And they’re genuinely good books. This was such a lovely surprise and we get so excited every month to read our new book!

went through the proper channels to report and fix it privately, was met with hostility and retaliation, and is now taking the next steps.

Hollywood do be Hollywooding.

This country just reelected Donald Trump - It really shouldn’t be surprising to see people defend Justin Baldoni even after Blake has come through with receipts. But it is very sad. Blake isn’t faultless, but at worst she’s an annoying, spoiled Hollywood elite. She experienced bad onset behavior,

Nah she’s hot!

No one got the memo that we only *pretend* to do our jobs between holidays. If you do your job I have to do my job and that’s not fair

Threads is (nearly) just as insufferable as Twitter

NOOOOO NOT STANDARD TIME

I made a friend at the gym tonight cause we were both reading in the sauna. We had a great discussion about books. What a lovely human interaction.

Two banger episodes in a row - starting to redeem the 40s era for me. #Survivor47

I’m embarrassingly bad at picking up on subtle foreshadowing so this was truly a rollercoaster 😂

#Cosmere progress:

Just finished Well of Ascension and will be staring at the wall for the rest of the day 🙃

3 down, many to go. #BookSky