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Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

I think we focus so much on how stupid Hegseth is that we at times forget that he's also an insane religious zealot

I'm sorry but what does that even mean? But also, don't tell me, I probably don't want to know

Because she wouldn't be the first person to be impeached for lying about an affair with a subordinate while under oath

Oh sweetie, we have no problem with you being a slut, just do it on your own dime

Hegseth wants the people he sends to fight trump’s war of opportunity to die in anonymity.

buffy saying “I want to date, and shop, and hang out, and save the world from unspeakable evil. You know, girly stuff.”

As someone who has survived multiple jaw bone infections and needed several endodontic treatments for tooth infections, let me tell you that this man died in one of the most painful ways possible

They tortured him. An untreated tooth infection is torture.

Broke: Purim is Jewish Halloween
Woke: Purim is Jewish Mardi Gras

"Some stupid tattoo."

If it's really just fine to get a nazi tattoo, why do you refuse to call it what it is?

Keep in mind that according to his own reddit account, he knew what his tattoo meant at least thirteen years before he got it covered up. He knowingly walked around with a nazi tattoo long enough for it to enroll in the seventh grade

We're rushing ever closer to the Supreme Court declaring that the right to vote does not include the right to have that vote counted

This post seems to imply that he thinks his first term occurred after Biden's presidency

So does that mean that Trump was unwilling to end it last time?

I'm sorry, he's saying that Biden gave all our good stuff away but it's okay because Trump built up our military in his first term? Does he think that Biden's presidency happened before his first term?

Two or three of those cities are the homes of potential nominees but I don't know if that factors into the decision making process at all

I can’t help but think the world would be much better off if Paxton and everyone like him simply walked into the ocean and never returned.

I think as a general rule it would be good for the Democratic Party to nominate younger candidates on average but we may have rung that bell a little too hard if people look at “is Old” and “is maybe Nazi” and see the first as worse.

We have to address both. Using one horror to elevate another bigotry is one way we get the next horror

So she definitely had a wind machine going, right?

He was a mercenary, he wasn't working in a car plant, he joined voluntarily because, by his own admission, he was bored

The only difference is that in 2016 his brain was made out of oatmeal and now it's more of a loose gruel

I don't think we focus enough on the fact that part of the reason the president bombed Iran is that he just enjoys killing people

Life update: dropped half a breakfast for dinner burrito on the carpet and seriously considered eating it anyway

Turns out that elected politicians retaining and acting on any sort of shame was a load-bearing part of the US Constitution

we were probably all up last night staring at the ceiling with our own version of the same thought running on endless loop, but mine looked something like this:

I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil

Fuck ai slop

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

It's going to be a crowded primary against Fetterman and no one will announce until after the midterms but yes, Conor Lamb is running again