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09.02.2026 03:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@matthewsoberman.bsky.social
Muppy Award-winning writer for ToughPigs, Riffer of Videos for ScreenHoleTV's VHS. Sometimes I dress up like Figment, too.
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09.02.2026 03:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Todayβs the day! You can watch the special and form your own opinions, but if you want some help, you can read some of mine!
04.02.2026 20:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My review? Well, I donβt know if you read this website, but I wrote a little something for them.
04.02.2026 19:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did it back in September. I havenβt done many escape rooms, but it felt just challenging enough without being too difficult. I was in a group of six, and we did fine. I think itβs closer to an hour to go through.
02.02.2026 01:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Catherine OβHara and Madeline Kahn in a scene from βBetsyβs Wedding.β
βBetsyβs Weddingβ was playing with fire.
01.02.2026 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I schedule out my posts weeks in advance, so theyβre not exactly timely, but if you want to make this relevant to todayβs main topic in the Muppet fan world, feel free to replace βGonzoβ with a certain puppeteerβs name.
09.01.2026 19:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe Louis Kazagger as Billy the Marlin? (Just going on the nose comparison.)
01.01.2026 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We honor and reflect on the legacy of Ferret Face.
01.01.2026 00:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See, thatβs where it all went wrong, and thatβs coming from a Mets fan!
27.12.2025 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWell, they certainly seem to be having a good time, Sprocket. Yeah, I like it when they have a good time. But I tell you what, somebodyβs got to do something about these dishes, Sprocket. Cβmon, Iβll wash and you dry, okay?β
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Finally, society is ready to start talking openly about the Bus Driver Dance.
25.12.2025 04:22 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt know about that, but heβs been working on Sesame Street for a few years now, so heβs got experience with the Muppet style of puppetry.
24.12.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bradley Freeman, Jr. performs both Rizzo and Bean in the videos.
24.12.2025 15:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And a Happy Hanukkah to you too!
17.12.2025 08:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know itβs rough, but please take a moment to acknowledge that youβve made it this far, and thatβs an accomplishment in itself. Even when it doesnβt feel like itβs true, you ARE stronger than the horrors around you.
15.12.2025 15:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just know that youβre loved and appreciated for all that you do.
15.12.2025 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Clouds, typically.
14.12.2025 16:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You all remember how upset folks got when Green Book won Best Picture?
Thatβs how I felt about Anora.
Want your fav celebrity to be inducted? Then nominate them for the 5th annual class of the Muppet Fan Hall of Fame!!! Nominations close New Year's Eve at noon!
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Rorschach, from βWatchmen,β sitting in the frame of a broken high-rise window.
βNever compromise. Not even in the face of bird poop.β
11.12.2025 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Movie youβve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
08.12.2025 01:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Insert a movie into another movie:
The Muppets (2011) Take Manhattan
Final day of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CMβs,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every size donation counts ! Canβt donate? Please Shareπ
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Counterpoint: Carrots the Dancing Horse should have won because of Nat Muskratβs almost supernatural ability to propel himself off the stage by kicking his feet in the air.
30.11.2025 02:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look, this is a good opening, but for the 99th Macyβs Thanksgiving Day Parade, how did we not open with a parody of β99 Luftballons?β
(And yes, I do know what the original songβs about.)
What color are their hands now, Charlie Brown?
24.11.2025 14:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As if thatβs ever stopped her before.
24.11.2025 13:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0