@caughtinguelph.bsky.social
Your favourite Facebook hate group run by Thai Mac.
You don't understand. Before I got my cyberbeast, I couldn't find other divorced men who I could relate to. This thing works like truck nutz, except the whole truck is one big shiny nut!
16.04.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@guelphtoday can you publish more articles this month?
I need more, uh, inspiration for Caught In Guelph since I lost 10 grand on Trump Memecoin and need more ad revenue to cover my cyberbeast lease.
I'm a free speech absolutist in that I want to be free to crush any speech that I mildly disagree with.
This is absolutely not an insecurity like the last librul I banned said.
NEW RULE!
All Caught In #Guelph posts about teaching your child to ride a bicycle will receive a warning. 3 strikes and you're out.
Pink streamers on said bicycle will result in a ban.
I'm not jealous, your jealous. Shut up.
Some say defending against Trump is the most important election issue. Others say it is affordability.
But I know that the real issue affecting this godforsaken country is bike lanes! 🤬🤬🤬
The Caught In Guelph Facebook page welcomes all anti-vaxxers who aren't sheeple beholden to the woke globalist DEI agenda.
Our next topic for today is how to hammer down any loose nails on your deck this spring so my entire family doesn't get taken out by a rusty nail.
Steven Seagal is the greatest actor of all time on an artistic and moral level.
Disagreement will result in a ban.
Thai Mac's lawyers will be contacting you shortly for insulting our dear leader Elon Musk. 😭 Notice me senpai!!! 😭
31.03.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@cityofguelph.bsky.social I would like to pitch moving Have Your Say Surveys to the Caught In Guelph (CIG) page.
Cam already thinks Twitter Polls represent public opinion, so what's the big deal?
We could call them e-CIG polls!
#eCIGs4Cam #Guelph
Pointing out that I plagiarise articles from Guelph Today? Ban. Liking the original article that I stole? Believe it or not, also ban.
31.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@russiatoday I need 500 more Facebook bots by Friday.
02.03.2025 00:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm looking for a muscle shirt that says "I'm a boss" but also "I hate minorities". American made only.
02.03.2025 00:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caught in Guelph is hiring a young superstar to copy articles from Guelph Today and Guelph Mercury. *
Applicants will work in a fast-paced environment and must thrive under legal pressure. We pay in experience.
* must be willing to accept full legal responsibility.
I'll allow it
02.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Testing the waters on bluesky...
(any comments that do not end in "yes, your entrepreneur-ness!" will result in a block)
@cityofguelph.bsky.social
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