Jean Paul Satire™

The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything

If an immigrant can speak no English and still steal your job, you're unqualified.

Just sayin...
TnT

They asked him to help steal the election, and he thought they said

nm I'll show myself out

Which is much better, because if you push them, they all go to the other end and you have nothing.

Grok check my math

Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?

A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.

If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and moral, then it’s not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power. - Dwight Eisenhower

PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”

Teach EVOLUTION, ffs.

We KNOW it's true; it's who we are. We may not have a sky daddy but WE are real.

All of this BS could have been avoided

USA vs other developed countries: Healthcare expenditure vs. Life expectancy. We deserve better, and the answer is NOT just throwing in more money!

If Dem leadership doesn't push back, THEY are the lie as well.
This one is an EASY talking point, and not a peep.

Reject any and every lie of this regime that they are fighting the drug trade. Their boss pardons a drug kingpin who helped bring 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.

Nobody's helping, only proposing "after-the-war" things that doesn't worth shit.

DO. NOW. Send boots on the ground and defeat ruzzia once for all.

Those elites are all weak.

U.S. layoffs set to surpass the Great Recession levels, on track to be worst since Great Depression. Spectre of economic collapse looming. Food lines growing longer across every region. Millions unable to afford basic medication or housing. Next year promises to be worse.

No, I'M rubber, and YOU'RE glue

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE CAN DISH IT OUT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT. SHE SPENDS HER DAYS ATTACKING LGBTQ+ PEOPLE, IMMIGRANTS AND DEMOCRACY ITSELF, THEN WHINES ABOUT BEING "BULLIED." ACCOUNTABILITY ISN'T OPPRESSION; IT'S ABOUT HOLDING BIGOTS RESPONSIBLE.

Thurston Howell III had the motive, the means, and the opportunity...

Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers The narcoterrorists were posing as seven stranded castaways.

Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

a young, brown-haired, clean-shaven american man in a green army uniform. he looks stern.

On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam.

But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:

A massacre.

He decided to act. 1/28

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Evolution by natural selection is blind.
It relies on mutations.

This is awesome. Print is such a good way to get around a bunch of distribution (and surveillance!) mechanisms that seem otherwise mandatory in this very gross economy. It is really nice to see it spelled out like this.

It works great for us, and it'll work great for other places!

go.bsky.app/7R6yzTb
Patel isn’t qualified to be anything more than a shrill voice trying to defend himself. This is part of the terrible administration of evil clowns. Praising 47 as he sleeps in a big meeting. Follow and gather your neighbors to fight back.

a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag Alt: Lucy pulls the football again and again

Russia and the US ALREADY made a deal with Ukraine, which gave up its nuclear arsenal in exchange for economic compensation and assurances from Russia, the United States and the United Kingdom to respect Ukrainian independence and sovereignty.

Worthless.

A three-tired raku vase with reds, blues, violets and blacks

A three-tired raku vase with reds, blues, violets and blacks and whites

A closeup of a three-tired raku vase with reds, blues, violets and blacks and whites

The Perseus Molecular Cloud in reds, pinks, teals and blues

Fresh from yesterday's raku firing, meet Perseus' Cloud.

Born from fire and smoke, this raku vessel is inspired by the Perseus Molecular Cloud. This little fragment of the cosmos, imprinted by fire, holds echoes of stars long gone.

Like us all, it is stardust.

#space #ArtAdventCalendar #pottery

#Costco ftw

No Marjorie.
Being uncomfortable
When asked to answer
A legitimate question… is
Entirely different than being
The object of your insults and
Mudslinging.

Telling a shooting victim as
You follow him down the street
That you have a gun in your purse?

No. Not the same.

100%
They want their bottom line defended

He started as a porn actor, he's prob a bud of Melanoma

She turns against MAGA and suddenly gets death threats?

She vilified Democrats for years and NEVER GOT ANY!

Gee, Marj, which side is the problem here...?