Jean Paul Satire™

Wait wait wait — Trump rescued a former advisor and a fucking TikTok star from the Middle East while thousands of our citizens are still stranded there?!?

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

Raskin: Based on what you know today, were Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists?

Noem: What happened was an absolute tragedy.

Raskin: Were they domestic terrorists?

Noem: My condolences to their families

Raskin: You lied about them.

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities

McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.

Jamie Raskin: ICE Director Todd Lyons said you were wrong. Why can't you admit you were wrong?

Kristi Noem: Melts and turns into a small puddle.

Oh, nothing, just a 70 year old cartoon

Totally not from current events

Donald Trump made trade threats against Spain during an Oval Office meeting with reporters and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz. (ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP VIA GETTY IMAGES)

Trump: "Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it"

Not receiving consent and moving forward anyway is a consistent theme in his life — as E. Jean Carroll can attest

"None of our plans include looking after American citizens"

Save this clip for The Hague: claiming authorship of the war crimes.

Jasmine Crockett is a class act. 💙

go.bsky.app/Jzibn72

😳😳😳😳

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

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Good reminder!

Followed all, reposted! ✊❤️

Back when there were more sane than deranged Americans fiighting for America & Civil Rights. We need Every Sane American to Join &Fight for Civil Rights in America. 47 & Richey have destroyed them! Get Loud! Don't Stop talking or marching 4 civil rights! youtu.be/m4UCqtsWJOk?... go.bsky.app/Hkazswy

Cool plan! Maybe they could install someone who is friendly to the West, not a religious leader - more like a monarch, and Iran has history with having a monarch.

...although I think they call it a "Shaw" over there...

Best wartime protest chant:

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

Every time they want to "flip Republicans", they do it by shifting a little more to the right.

That's how we f**king got here.

Crockett all the way!

I need to remind people. The midterms have never been so important.

Don't let people use scare tactics or make you think it won't happen.

also if voting didn't matter gerrymandering wouldn't exist.

🔥 🇬🇧 @zarahsultana.bsky.social to Keir starmer : “There was no intelligence indicating an imminent threat— yet we’ve already seen pre-emptive strikes attacking a girls school, killing over 100 children… How much do you enjoy being Trump’s poodle?”

World at War: Canada Must Speak Up On the first day of the Iran war, they bombed a school and murdered 165 children, seriously injuring 95 more.

On day one of the war 165 children were murdered in a terror bombing of a school.
At one time such an atrocity would result in widespread condemnation.
Not any more.
We remain silent at our peril.
My latest piece.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/world-at-w...

Dear Lauren, you have zero chance against Hillary.

At times like this I wish there WAS a hell

Love Spain right now.
They denied US access to their military bases as well.

💔😢😢😢💔

"The Peace President."

Spain has banned the USA from using its military bases.

THIS is what everyone should have done.

Don't be distracted by Trump's illegal war on Iran. March 2, 2026

“Trump started an illegal war on Iran just as the DOJ was under intense pressure to release three FBI interviews with a 13-year-old-girl who accused Trump of sexual abuse.”

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One Hundred Percent.