Jean Paul Satire™

The USA is a fully fascist country

NASA should refuse.

taking a job would have cut into his raping lifestyle

One. Hundred. Percent.

How does Charlie eat a burger? Nachos? Fries? Hot dogs?

And this after admitting he scratches his anus.

A lot of people are dying.

The CEO-to-worker pay ratio at S&P 500 companies last year was 285-to-1. The median employee would have had to start working in the year 1740 to earn what the average CEO received in 2024. Is it any wonder why so many think the system is rigged?

Exactly 💥

Parts of the Constitution were erased from the Library of Congress website, including the section featuring the foreign emoluments clause.

The removal was blamed on a "coding error."

Here's a reminder of what the clause says, just in case Congress ever decides to enforce it...

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Good morning, jokesters! The weekend is almost here! Bring the jokes!

I asked a grocery store worker where the canned peaches were. He said, "I'll see," and walked away. So, I asked another and she said, "I'll see," and walked away.

In the end, I just gave up and found them myself, in Aisle C.

A little math about that prison camp in Florida. $450 million per year for 3,000 people is $150,000/person per year. The cost for one person receiving SNAP for one year is $2256, yet they're telling us that's too expensive. threads.com/@unapologeticallyzae

mRNA vaccines are, without exaggeration, one of the greatest inventions in human history.

We basically hacked our immune systems. “Here’s the secret code for this new virus, prep to fight exactly that.” A promising avenue for addressing some cancers too.

And the US is throwing it away. For what?

Bots like ChatGPT are triggering ‘AI psychosis’ —even with no history of mental illness “The consequences can be severe, including involuntary psychiatric holds, fractured relationships and in tragic cases, self-harm or violent acts,” Tess Quesenberry, a physician assistan…

Chatbots are built to be highly engaging and agreeable, which can create a dangerous feedback loop, especially for those already struggling w/ MH.

The bots can mirror a person’s worst fears and most unrealistic delusions with a persuasive, confident and tireless voice.

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Epstein/Maxwell: The Meeting That Wasn’t, the Denial That Was, and the Transfer That Shouldn’t Be The outlines of where this is going are now becoming clear

Maxwell told Blanche during her DOJ interview that she “never saw Donald Trump do anything inappropriate.” The problem is this: Maxwell said exactly the same thing about Jeffrey Epstein in her sworn deposition in 2016.

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JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

Can you imagine what the MAGA Republicans would have said if Joe Biden or Kamala Harris had asked the Army Corps of Engineers to raise the water level of the Ohio River to improve the boating conditions for their birthday family outing?

And why aren't the MSM hypocrites calling him out on this?

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Dems should fight on every front.

If Texas steals 5 seats, Dem states should redistrict 30 GOP members out of their districts.

We should insist DOJ release the entire Epstein File.

Not only shouldn't we bring knives to a gun fight, if they bring pistols, we should bring machine guns.

Got some spare time, let's go genocidin'

It’s like being waterboarded with stupidity

Election theft in broad daylight. 5 alarm fire🔥.

We are over the cliff. 🇺🇸

@govpritzker.illinois.gov: "Texas Rangers can come to Illinois and enjoy our lakefront, but they're not arresting anybody and taking them away."

The Constitution dictates that the census is a count "all persons" conducted every "ten years." Donald Trump has no power to alter either the timing or who is counted.

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

This morning, ICE rolled into a Home Depot parking lot using a moving truck loaded w/agents, like a Trojan horse, to snatch up Latino workers. Whoever they could find. No idea if they were undocumented or not.

That’s not enforcement. That’s racial profiling, and violates a standing court order.

Please sign and share our petition to remove RFK Jr.

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JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip

Trump has doubled his net worth to over $5 billion in the last 6 months and handed himself a billion-dollar retrofitted jet courtesy of US taxpayers but hey, glad his $33k monthly paycheck was donated. Heroic stuff.