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Boris Johnson says Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage...

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a man dressed as mcdonald 's ronald mcdonald with red hair ALT: a man dressed as mcdonald 's ronald mcdonald with red hair

The Orange Turd has chosen his new leader for Iran!

06.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

The Fetid Orange Bag of Partially Digested Weasel Excrement has said if gas prices rise, they rise. We tax payers are picking up the fuel costs for your limo, helicopter, and plane!

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In 1976, I saw the Freedom Train. In 2026, I am seeing the train wreck!

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There will always be monsters.
πŸ‘πŸ€˜πŸ‘Œ

18.11.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸ»

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Kristi Noem to the House Judiciary committee earlier today:

β€œ70% of those in our detention centers have criminal records, roughly over half a million”.

A LIE.

77% of people who entered deportation proceedings for the first time in 2025 had no criminal conviction at all!

04.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Badenoch gives a borderline disgraceful performance at PMQs on Iran | John Crace At times like this you have to thank your lucky stars that the opposition leader is not in Downing Street

β€œKeir may have been a disappointment as prime minister domestically. But it doesn’t bear thinking about the state we’d be in if Kemi or Farage were in Downing Street right now.”

Precisely this!

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

05.03.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
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While Trump monetises war, Iran women’s team deliver great act of sporting heroism | Barney Ronay In refusing to sing the national anthem these athletes have placed themselves in grave danger while Gianni Infantio sides with the American war machine

Still supporting Trump?

Read this.

The orange reprobate is selling merchandise on the backs of brave Iranian women who are risking death to stand up to their clerics.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.

Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.

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A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

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Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly.

Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it

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#SendBarronToWar

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Putin, Netanyahu, and MBS on Trump’s β€œPeace Board.”

What could possibly go wrong 🀷

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He keeps referring to Greenland as Iceland.
His dementia is on full display. Just look at him slumped over the podium . Time for people to get up and leave the clown show.

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#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

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Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Contact Congress today!

There are now at least 100 House members signed on to our effort to impeach Kristi Noem.

Where the hell are the rest of them? Let’s ask:

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Today is the most humiliating day in the history of the United States of America.

At least until tomorrow.

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If you voted for this or think this is right… you better get very far away from me. You disgust me. You are not American. You are a traitor. GFY

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Michael O’Leary challenges Elon Musk to arm wrestle to settle Ryanair-Starlink feud Exclusive: Airline boss calls proposal from The Independent for test of strength β€˜a brilliant idea’

When satire becomes unnecessary...

Michael O’Leary challenges Elon Musk to arm wrestle to settle Ryanair-Starlink feud
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...

21.01.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arctic security can only be achieved together.

This is why the proposed additional tariffs are a mistake, especially between long-standing allies.

The EU and US have agreed to a trade deal last July.

A deal is a deal.

And when friends shake hands, it must mean something.

20.01.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2014    πŸ” 539    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 86
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🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party now has 43,000 signatures! Let’s get the 100,000 needed!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

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KRUGMAN: β€œ.. How did a great, sophisticated nation, one of the world’s longest-standing republics, end up so fragile that it can be undone by one man’s dementia?”

@pkrugman.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

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