TW⚠️FLOTUS Elona Trump 💅

I don’t have access to the spam email I used for this account y’all go follow my other acc @bigtittybf.bsky.social I will be more active there.

Bombed my midterm exam 😬

Twitter rn

Use my dm as bookmarks mawma 🤭

I’m currently working my boobs off to negotiate a deal with the Multi-universe Galactic Peacekeeper Confederate. In exchange for transferring all Kamala supporters to my universe, I’m willing to offer Trump supporters from my universe.

I’ve simulated all 572936483 possible debate scenarios and patterns I could have with my Trump voters’ relatives this Thanksgiving so I can make sure I clock the tea.

Someone asked me the other day why Neuralink decodes to “666” in Ancient Greek Gematria numerology. Why do you think that is, Sherlock?

Release the illegal aliens that are in prison so they can fight besides us to save democracy.

We’re getting aliens, the collapse of the US gov and WW3 before a rihanna album lol

Who up rn playing with their pussy? 🫦

This is how I look like btw

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Me when my bleet gets more than 2 likes

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Me right now

World of Warcraft

It’s like discovering Twitter for the first time all over again. 🫶

😭

me and oomfies here on bluesky:

You told me..

In the clurb we all fam

💙 #truth #ifb

My pussy taste like pepsi cola. 🐈🍹🎶

It’s giving cunt.