Chantal

Hey so…anyone seen the official White House website recently?

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

A fluffy kitty in a baby bouncer

The national guard is invading our cities, the federal government has declared war on trans people and anyone who isn’t MAGA…and the Democratic Party just sent me an email asking for money so they can raise the taxes on billionaires. Way to seize the moment, yall.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Say “psych” right now.

The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

Cutest baby with faux hawk hairstyle smiles in his sleep

Are you even an elder millennial parent if you don’t give your infant a faux hawk?

How One Determined FDA Scientist Saved American Children From a Birth Defect Catastrophe Dr. Frances Kelsey resisted intense industry pressure to approve thalidomide; the drug was the cause of severe birth defects in over 10,000 infants in other countries.

Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey refused to approve thalidomide in the US, saving thousands of babies from devastating birth defects. Her success despite gender bias-she was initially hired at the FDA partly because her first name "Frances" was mistaken for "Francis" #WomenInSTEM
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A graphic of 2025 hurricane season names. There are 21 names, but Chantal is on there and that’s the most important part.

Yall, there’s gonna be a storm named after me this year. This is a big deal for the little girl who couldn’t ever find her name on any of those personalized pins/toothbrushes/bracelets/keychains they sold at the mall.

Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened

"Incidentally, the president’s sudden push for the tourist destination of Alcatraz to once again become a maximum-security prison complex came just hours after a South Florida PBS station aired the 1979 classic film Escape from Alcatraz. The president spent the past weekend... in Palm Beach."

I really thought this was SNL

Is that funny? After I typed it I realized that could definitely be a scene from Flintstones….

Im so tired.

2AM is a real bitch of a time when you have a newborn. Do I try to sleep? Nah, better just lay here in the dark and wait for the next dinosaur screech that summons me to the milk and poop mines.

People in glass houses and all that

Food poisoning usually only lasts a day or so, but norovirus can last more than a week. The only way to know for sure on day one is a stool sample though.

You SHOULD be proud! Every time a new villain enters the Trump Administration I immediately know why I hate them and forward their corresponding BTB episodes to my community. CZM may not have invented the format, but it’s definitely the place we trust the most for in depth bastard analysis.

Versailles vibes

Sitting in my doctor’s office wondering if I can reschedule my c-section for any day BESIDES April 2nd.

All evil things happen at a high end resort in Sedona

The actual story is behind a paywall. No wonder the conspiracy theories and fear mongering go viral so easily! The bad information is free while the actual information is pay to play. I’m trying to get pebbles of actual info out there while they’re just spamming the internet with free garbage.

Stuff about how DOGE cuts are hurting veterans and retirees, how DEI mania is removing important parts of history and making us worse, stuff about children suffering in Gaza and Ukraine due to foreign policies, and all over the world because of the end of USAID. But every time I think I’ve found one

Ok I’m getting really annoyed at all the websites that force you to subscribe or have an account to get the news. I don’t post on FB much, but I am always on the lookout for articles/information that my normie/conservative extended family can digest easily. 🧵

I feel like we need to form a League of Relatively Normal People, and our agenda should be things like:

--Canada's cool, leave them be
--Lot of smart people at universities, that's a plus
--We're scared of getting cancer, so let's research it
--Fewer floods and wildfires would be nice

The GOP pitch is "short term pain for long term pain." This is exactly how QAnon worked - things will be very ugly and bloody for a while, but it has to happen to usher in the golden age of wealth and freedom. The GOP is running the QAnon playbook for the entire economy.

This is not an original take, but what dirt do you think they have on @schumer.senate.gov ?

A thread about hippos to cleanse the palette.

Someone smarter and better than me needs to make an easily shareable weekly infographic of The Horrors and we’ll put it on FB for all the normies and aunties.