Le-o

no no cowa was just born two years after me

now imagine this: you’re a natural born clown and idiot. but! two short years into your life, you’re gifted with a best friend and companion. Imagine, then, the cruel acceptance as it dawns on you (the clown) that this is the funniest and, yet, most unbelievably chill person to ever walk on earth

It really sucks that the “funniest person on bluesky” competition was over before it even began since none of us can even remotely compete with cowaboing on their least funny day

Need to know the movie and also the oomf

“I had a big lunch and we also stopped at Gas Station and I got Breakfast Bagel”

This is really bringing full circle the mid-dance-floor elevator pitch of z’s “slice of life” film about a circumcised pickle (or was it uncircumcised??)

the weariness in my voice for “He was meant to be a caveman”

Trying to #bebrave about daylight savings time

I think I hate the talon

Agreed. What would you assign to me

Awesome response to this

That was messed up fr

hyping myself up to clean out the waterlogged giant tent in my backyard by re-reading my own goodreads reviews

This will be me soon but I’m not brave enough yet

time to begin the post-Halloweekend Ashamed Vow of Silence

I think shortly before this I said “guys, this isn’t anything” and now I think I was wrong

Hate this because you actually looked so cute and charming, but love that it lives on only in our collective memories

Wrapping up my tweet bender by presenting This without further comment

Oomf says I am spoiled by certain people and it will be the death of me :/

You must have spelled something wrong

A bit overbearing of me

I need to put him in a drawer for safekeeping

Would this heal you

That might be worse

oomfs commentary on this photo series: “Le’s dick is out”

nobody is doing commenting in the group album like I am

”INCESTUOUS!”