Jake

MLS is using generative AI to write match recaps. Writers used to get paid freelance rates to do that. Hssssss.

As someone whose time freelancing for MLSsoccer was a vital step in my career progression, and someone who generally gleans insight from the observations of others:

This sucks so hard.

I dunno @jaketapper.bsky.social what do you think? Future bestseller?

(Just so it's clear, this skeet was posted **three days** before László Krasznahorkai won the Nobel Prize for Literature)

The Antifa founder’s girlfriend.

How can reality be this goddam stupid.

It’s like watching DaVinci work, but with his asshole

Oh lawd they comin

Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest

Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)

Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion

Bleeding Kansas 2 but it’s entirely predicated on making the president feel like the most special boy

wizard frog is insane

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Whoa this looks outstanding

For.shame.wtf page

The Matt Yglesias follower tag remains undefeated

After Declining to Give Trump a Sword for King Charles, a Museum Leader Is Out

Very Trump-era story.
1. The sword has no meaning for Charles, but matters for the Eisenhower Museum.
2. Illegal for the museum to give away US property!
3. Trump makes no distinction between personal/public property.
4. The person who did the right thing was fired.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/a...

You may have heard my arguments against the Electoral College before. Here’s a new one the Founders never anticipated:

If the President is elected by popular vote, he probably wouldn’t selectively punish entire states for voting against him.

That Jay lady sucks out loud. Holy cow.

Prem ms paint was very funny, well done

FBI will wanna keep an eye on that one

the GOP nuking the filibuster to end this shutdown is the best case scenario

if we want a chance at fixing any of this shit we're going to have to get rid of it, better to let them do it themselves rather than worry about Fetterman pulling a Joe Manchin

Epic bacon maam

….its 8:15….

One Battle After Another. Leonardo DiCaprio as Bob Ferguson. He's on a payphone and pissed off.

When I once again have to enter the two-factor authentication code to log in

Madison Cawthorn seeks comeback, running for Congress in Florida Former Republican U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina is looking for a comeback by running for Congress again, this time from Florida.

one of our favorite glup shittos of right-wing politics is BACK
apnews.com/article/cawt...

I hope at least a few ICE agents use the shutdown free time to go see OBAA and have a “are we the baddies?” epiphany

My son is gonna turn into a member of the French 75 on account of his first cub scout camping trip being cancelled due to trumps government shutdown

this is true and it’s movie of the year

#onebattleafteranother might be the coolest film experience I’ve had in my entire life. Can’t imagine seeing it any other time than now. Outstanding.

Absolutely. If you have any questions or wanted recommendations I’d be happy to help.

You’d still need a car though, rambla has biking but not a ton of biking infrastructure that I saw.