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JD Vance’s Mom

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I identify as “childless.” RIP Thelma Johnson, we will miss you at Bridge—well, everyone but Betty. Also, you owe me $20 and a pack of smokes. Bluesky’s Resident Metal Meemaw.🤘😎🔥 Do-gooder. Artist. Potty Mouth.

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19.11.2024 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Matt Gaetz is like… gross and stuff. Uh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh.

I told y'all I'm an “artist.” 🤘😆🔥
#trumpscabinet #bluecrew #justice

19.11.2024 16:47 — 👍 78    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 1
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Hacker Is Said to Have Gained Access to File With Damaging Testimony About Gaetz The computer file is said to contain testimony from the woman who said she had sex with Matt Gaetz, President-elect Donald Trump’s choice to be attorney general, when she was 17.

Not all heroes wear capes. 🤘😎🔥https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/19/us/politics/matt-gaetz-hack-testimony.html?smid=url-share

19.11.2024 15:45 — 👍 65    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 2
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a man holding an american flag with the number 10 on his jersey ALT: a man holding an american flag with the number 10 on his jersey

GO TEXANS! 🤘😎🇺🇸

The one year I get to gloat and the cowgirls are so checked out they won’t antagonize me.😆

19.11.2024 01:37 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🤘😎🇺🇸

18.11.2024 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BOOP! 👆

18.11.2024 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big hugs. 😭💔🫂

18.11.2024 05:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big hugs. She fought hard in many ways. A warrior.

18.11.2024 05:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hold it down, girl. 💪

18.11.2024 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💔🫂

18.11.2024 03:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you have to wait the 30 days. I could be wrong!

18.11.2024 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I set a calendar date for the last day to cancel it. (30 days) I honestly think I'm just going to let it go. Life is too short to be that miserable.

18.11.2024 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman is standing in front of a car on fire . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a car on fire .

Over it. Kill it with fire! 🤘😆🔥

18.11.2024 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🔥🔥((Testing: fuck-it-mode))🔥🔥
#x #twitter #xitter #theotherplace

18.11.2024 01:55 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

9-1! Suck it, Chiefs!😂😂😂

18.11.2024 00:27 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face

Take ‘em down BILLS!!! 🖕😎🔥🏈

18.11.2024 00:18 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💔😔

17.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💔

17.11.2024 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You don't know about Noem? I dont want to be the one to tell you either. 😣

17.11.2024 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.11.2024 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The best. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

17.11.2024 21:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I agree. That would be so awesome. But how? 🤷‍♀️🧐

17.11.2024 21:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me too! I hate to think she has been suffering at all. So very sad.💔🫂

17.11.2024 21:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She was such a beast for blue. 🫂💙🇺🇸

17.11.2024 21:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thelma sure loved airing my dirty laundry but I sure will miss her. RIP.💔
#memories #goodtimes

17.11.2024 21:29 — 👍 124    🔁 25    💬 15    📌 3

Rest easy, Thelma. 💔🇺🇸

17.11.2024 21:21 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a green plant with purple teeth is surrounded by other plants ALT: a green plant with purple teeth is surrounded by other plants

This is so badass!!! Great job!!! The SO is going to love it. 🤘😎

17.11.2024 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very disheartening.

17.11.2024 21:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooooof. 🥺

17.11.2024 20:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why thank you! Good on you building that green house. Any special plans for it? 🤘😎

17.11.2024 20:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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