Snoopy Guerrero Jr

Varsho!

Names of the August long weekend by federal riding

Happy “what the fuck is this holiday called” to everyone who celebrates

Take care. So sorry about the loss of your dad. Always tough losing someone so close.

I feel like he was just covering for his bad source

Mike Rodriguez

My not so bold prediction is Jays will make 1-2 more trades before deadline

The Jays will add more. Still a lot of time to the deadline

I'm *begging* someone in the clubhouse to film this, *begging*

You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.

You know what time it is Blue Jays fans. #NapTogether

Nap could be had today

Team Nap is absolutely needed today

Is Chad Green the Jon Morosi of pitchers this year? Keeps throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks.

Probably his best hit in t-ball yet and from left side

maybe the worst call in baseball history

Fuck cancer.

Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West." Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about. In fact I know you do." Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."

lol

Hey, does anybody I know in Cooperstown have an extra ticket in section 3A for today’s Hall of Fame Induction? Need one for a friend attending her first induction.

Medical costs bankrupting an entire family is the American way

Abolish medical bills? What a monster 🙄

There is some canon issues with the 2nd episode of the season for #StarTrekSNW but Rhys Darby was great and I didn’t mind the cameo that happened either

I remember when the @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social app notified me that Tulo was traded to the Jays in the middle of the night. I swear after that, the notifications didn’t work. It literally broke the app.

Listen, I know we're going to lose again eventually.

I know that.

Ok?

But hear me out.

No, we aren't.

Nah lol

Old friend #BlueJays

Between May 23 and May 25, the Blue Jays dropped a series to the Rays, getting outscored 19-2 in three games.

Since then, they've gone 36-15, leading the majors in scoring and producing a run differential of +66.

ain't no rule says a pug can't play baseball.

BORIS OZZY BICHETTE

Turnabout Intruder is a brutal way to end it