Christian Brown

strangers don't really come to town any more

miles should i read madame bovary

computer, show me magic eye

remember how popular magic eye paintings were in the 90s? amazing how silly it seems now. so much money and retail space devoted to how the human mind looks for patterns and is amazed to find them. anyway how'd the big new LLM launch go

DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

funniest kind of 9/11 joke has to be imagining some sort of 9/11 sequel, like french 9/11, italian 9/11, 9/11 2: legacies, etc

come on down to il pirata's oyster open where anyone who shows before noon gets a free oyster

ok it was an oyster bar but also I was the only one there so it was also a poster bar

reading pynchon in the poster bar with a martini and a diet coke back

it's like in the last act of a jrpg where they just start palette swapping sprites from the beginning of the game

still thinking about how good the new Naked Gun is. just smiling and hearing the jokes again in my head

educating the group chat about the Rizzler, out of spite

*nervously, to head of product development* is that good

it's a pdf viewing system

remember the Apple Vision Pro? that was a good bit

Freakiest Friday (2055): retiree Anna (Lindsay Lohan) is cursed by a traveling necromancer to swap bodies with her dead mother (Jamie Lee Curtis's skeleton)

time to speak my truth: the Avatar movies are Bad, aesthetically and also morally. we should revile them

From the creators of romantasy we bring you: romard science fiction. The romance you’ve always loved interrupted incessantly by detailed description of how the ship they’re on is able to withstand the gravity of a neutron star while orbiting it to harvest the grontium particle it emits

if the who were founded fifty years later they'd be writing a rock opera about balatro

hey, congrats

And what miscellaneous unc, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards the stage to shoot poison?

If you’d like a vision of the future, imagine a nose smelling ya later… forever.

a ten piece soul-funk band called TV-MA and the Sexual Situations

exactly.

getting my son into SimCity 2000 but standing over his shoulder while he plays to explain why its approaches to zoning and invisible parking lots are a form of propaganda

(Anthony Bourdain voiceover) Orc City is a dogshit town with all the ambiance of a Ramones outtake, and I just can’t get enough of it. The constant din, the free flowing flagons of grog, and the roast squig. Dear god, the roast squig.

the sky was the color of a really nice day

the new Sabrina Carpenter album cover where she's on the ground and an unseen man is holding her hair except now he's not holding her hair he's clutching a gyro. She is also holding a gyro, and at the top of the cover it says GYROS in the, you know. GYROS font, and it says "Hungry for Something Different? KRONOS GYROS below

everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now

bro, you gotta stop, your sneer of cold command is scaring the hoes

how do I get Tony Gilroy to make a battletech show