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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster

@mialynneb.bsky.social

Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.

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I think they may have deleted it. Second time in two days I've seen someone say something similar.

05.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because you have low comprehension skills; hope that helps! You want to be coddled, go call your mama.

05.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're still intentionally missing the gd point, champ. People understand Tourette's and the tics. It wasn't the first time that night he said the n-word, mmkay. The "apology" was horse shit. Keep continuing to infantilize and making excuses for a grown man, though.

05.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Acting like they're not getting smoked by the same propaganda, almost had their own little Trumpy, and don't have their past of racism. Pump the moose tracks.

05.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, sorry if you were offended.

05.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, me tooπŸ˜‚ They can go watch some hockey and have a Molson then.

05.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this big butthole so muchπŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have ADHD and a strong sense of justice - wanna do the Spiderman meme at each other? I can't help it; stop judging me.

05.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally dgaf, and I'm tired of the excuses. K, thanks!

05.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go ride a moose and eat some poutine.

05.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Women are too emotional or something.

05.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll check his stock pile - he probably has themπŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna make a compilation to look like The Brady Bunch. There's a bird nest on the back of our house, and his faces are hilarious watching them.

05.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You should see the Maine subreddit. Oy. White chud paradise in there.

05.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The birds are out, and Captain Chaos is on high alert.

05.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Pookie - my bio, once again, is right there. Do you need help navigating Al Gore's internet? I bet you need help opening PDF files and 2FA.

05.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya - it was the '80s, so ya know. Anything else?

05.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

White voters - hope that helps! No student loan forgiveness, first time home buyers credit, help with aging parents - which sounds like you'll need but won't get. Oh well. Whiny pants.

05.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's some funny projection. Say hi to your horsies for me! We didn't have that kind of money.

05.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp that tracks. My FIL had nannies - had twins at 50. Had to pay $100K to one for SH. Men are gross, and I haven't seen that man since maybe 2016. He's also maga, so that tracks, too!

05.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet - keep the misogyny going. Wonder why you think Dems haven't done shit since the '60s, it's because your mom hated you and you haven't unpacked that internalized misogyny. Have fun with that! Yay! I did that in my 20s. Good times.

05.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lordy, I'm watching my show, and the commercial break had the Rocky theme music. That's timely.

05.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You too, pookie pants. Now shush, new episode of Doc just dropped.

05.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that's rude. I love how it goes two ways here - they see my pfp and it's game on to block me to abuse Black people, or game on, tell me how misogynistic you are. Goofies.

05.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sonofa - there's four branches on our tree that broke from the storms and are hanging. Three will go down in the yard, but the other is over the gd garage. They're too high to try to knock down.

05.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course I know what I'm talking about. My bio is right there. Yay to you for TikTok University.

05.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lol, of course. They're goofy business. Don't bring piss to a shit fight, dork. They really don't like that circle, lol. It's so telling though.

05.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeesh.

05.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ope, we going back to 2003 talking points? Let me go grab my low-rise jeans, and you get your bell bottoms. Got any more buzzword bingo?

05.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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An asshole explaining politics to me. No idea who this Chuck Schumer guy is though. I'm guessing he's important though, along with this Jeffries guy. Don't know them.

05.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0