Misty Sparkle

Painting in the basement, and started mopping. The finished side, pretty sure asbestos floors. The other side, a concrete slab. I'm equally horrified looking at the mop water🤢

I need to angle it better, because he has a whole look of disgust when he spits it out, and then waits for me😂

I just want him to bring it up, the shit wagon. He does the same thing with our big-ass inflatable dreidel. "You're not even Jewish, and want me to bring it up from the basement?"😂

I love when they tell me the horseshoe doesn't exist - welp pookies, I learned about it in my poli sci classes in the '00s, so suck my nuts. They can argue with my profs about it.

Showed their ass with that one. Little baby channers. I'd be embarrassed to dicks if I sounded like the same white Boomers that fell for qanon shit. Go off working class hero while studying abroad😂

He steals my bacon, dammit. I also love when I want to put up the Christmas tree and he'll say, "You want the Jewish man to bring it up from the basement?" YES, you fucker😂

Next list I'm put on - I'm gonna do it😂

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This would actually be so funny😂

Same - that pic was foul. People are judging him going after Fox, and I'm like yeah, go get 'em and retire.

My former coworker's husband is ICE, and I could have beat his ass and I'm 5'3". They're big babies that couldn't make it in the police academy, and now it's everyone else's problem.

I'm a paid bot and influencer. Also a racist, bigot, Trumper, blue maga, blue anon, and transphobe. This list still reigns supreme though😂

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I leave voicemails for my GOP senators and reps, but man are they getting smoked by the white Boomers on Facebook. I know it's social media, but FB is prime Boomer land. It's a shit show.

Yeeeep! I obviously don't know their relationship, but I'd bet there was someone else. It's what my ex did.

We need rain so badly, and Mother Nature is like, get fucked😭

I've told that dick whistle campaign STOP I don't know how many times with the texts, and I still get them. I'm tired of getting texts with that mans hard nips.

"Stop hoe."😂

My former coworkers have banned it from their classrooms. I can't even imagine what they're dealing with😂 I had a damn admin saying "What's up brother?!" constantly, and I wanted to beat her ass.

Being a baby channer douchebag, I'm guessing.

Got the felony charge now on MyCase, and going after Sanchez and Fox. Good. Should have left that old man alone to do his job, you jerkoff.

Average Bernie Bro behavior. Pookie, go work on your studies, and let everyone know when you actually do vote, it'll be just like your Republican parents, silly pants.

ChatGPT 100% wrote that.

It's me - I'm rewatching it over and over again and giggling like an asshole at the sock bringing cat😂

You okay there, pookie pants? Having a normal one? It's 11:30 am there, go work on your studies and your nasty tail language. I don't think Grandpa Waggle Finger would approve of that.

My local CVS and Walgreens have changed their pharm hours multiple times because of staffing. My friend is a pharm tech at CVS, and old white Boomers are mean af!

Thank you! I sent your pic to the hubs earlier and was like, I'm so making this.

Lol I'll never forget a friend's husband pulling me aside because we were going to have a get together. He was all quiet and sincere and said, "I know Donny's Jewish and can't eat pork, is turkey okay?" I said, that man makes pork tenderloin every week😂

I feel so bad. I know recruiters have a shit rep - but this man is so sweet and caring, and has relationships with so many of the people he's helped get jobs for. He fights companies to get them what they deserve, and I hate to see him stressed.

Lots of commercials recently for Amazon's pharmacy program. So yes.

My brain got rocked at work during Covid. Before, I was studying for a cert, and then I just got stuck. My boss tried to sign me up for a 3 month 4 hour a day course in February that would be AFTER work, and I was like...you trying to kill me?

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I think the first episode I saw they had a whale or some shit hanging off the front of the firetruck. I love absurd shit.