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Sometimes a water sausage🦦 sometimes honey baked hamπŸ–, 100% tired. 18+

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The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeβ€”What’s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeβ€”What’s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

18.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4032    πŸ” 2300    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 99
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❀️

16.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1985    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Unexpected video call

18.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2412    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
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I feel just like the AOL dial-up sound...

17.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Quick overview of my fishing game prototype's current state, just before I head out to NordicFuzzCon!
It shows some of the recent work I put into the equipment/inventory system, too #indiedev #godot

17.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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-|| 2026 New Years Hot Spring
The boys are back in the stew, relaxing and refreshing to welcome in a new year! The weather might be icy and rough, but the waters are hot and the men are soft. πŸ’–β™¨οΈ

17.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Treadmill displaying 1.35 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.35 miles done in 30 minutes

Day 33 and 34
Got a little too HΜ΅ΝΜΝΝ„Ν‚ΝΜΎΝΜ‡ΜˆΝœΝœΜ‘Μ»Μ²Μ±iΜΈΜ‰Ν‘Ν€Μ›Ν„Μ‘Μ‡ΝΜΜΝΜšΜ›Μ€ΝΝˆΜͺ̬̬̑͜gΜ·Ν„Ν‹ΜˆΜ―Μ²Μ€Ν™Μ‘ΝŽΜ Ν“Μ’Μ€hΜ΅ΜΎΜŠΜ‡Ν‘ΜΝ’Μ…ΜšΝΝŽΜΝœΜ₯̧̠̞̯̝

Day 35

17.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Boris flexing and turning into a BEEFY HONSE! BOOM, baby!

Boris flexing and turning into a BEEFY HONSE! BOOM, baby!

Boris as a horse looking down and discovering he now has a very big peen that is ripping through his pants, and has a flustered expression on his face. Tee HEE!

Boris as a horse looking down and discovering he now has a very big peen that is ripping through his pants, and has a flustered expression on his face. Tee HEE!

β€œKer-HONSE! You are now HONSE! 🐴πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯πŸ˜€β€

…WHOA, being HONSE has some unexpected (but not unwelcome!) πŸ…±οΈIG πŸ…±οΈENEFITS! 🐴πŸ’ͺπŸ†πŸ₯΄

Big thanks to @growbro.bsky.social for these as ALWAYS, whatta guy! β€οΈπŸ„

16.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 965    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2

Aaaaaaaaa Keto this is so good!

16.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[What Do You See]

β€œWhile most viewers see nothing, some people insist they see a creature in the darkness.”

Friday the 13th and Valentine’s Day landed consecutively this year!

- - -

Featuring: Tiberious and Keto

@tiberious.bsky.social

16.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Mixes - Google Drive

So since I've hit my limit on uploads on both Mixcloud and Soundcloud, I've dedicated my DJ Google Drive to putting my sets up on it.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Here's all the current sets I've published on websites and are in my catalog

15.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ—~

15.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files.
1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files."
2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse."
3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

14.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13090    πŸ” 3995    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 40
Treadmill displaying 1.3 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.3 miles done in 30 minutes

Day 31 I forgor

Day 32

15.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lil heckin Valentines day gift I got for my love, @rustledfluff.bsky.social! Look at him! So hambsum!

Done by the wonderful @diamobster.bsky.social! A PLEASURE to work with! Go commission him!

14.02.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
Colored sketch of the elephant form of Rus posing in a red silk robe

Colored sketch of the elephant form of Rus posing in a red silk robe

Gentle giant 🐘

Colored sketch for @bearinbriefs.bsky.social of their elephant form!

11.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3267    πŸ” 713    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2
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Funny videos before bed. Happy Valentines, my love. @alekgator.bsky.social

🎨: @capgrolarbear.bsky.social

14.02.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Chance the raccoon got too greedy seeing big packs of Eggos and got himself locked in the store freezer. He looks very perturbed.

Chance the raccoon got too greedy seeing big packs of Eggos and got himself locked in the store freezer. He looks very perturbed.

His greed sickens me

14.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1529    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
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just a quick dip

11.02.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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New coyote in town. Hide your smol dogs and fast birds. 🌲

🧡: @kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social
πŸ“·: @alekgator.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday #fursuit

13.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 740    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 1
Let's Try Drawing - Gator Days

Panel 1

Gustopher has just noticed that his dad is drawing. This is neat. He's never seen his father draw anything before. Mewbert is there and supervising August's glass of wine. Gotta make sure that nothing happens to that wine.

Gustopher: You're drawing?

August: I wanted to try something new. How am I doing? Be honest?

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Gustopher picks up his father's art and involuntary grimaces at what he sees. Is that anatomy right? Arms aren't supposed to bend that way. And why are the eyes different sizes? Did he just hear the sound of a wine glass hitting the floor? That's not important right now.

Panel 3

Gustopher realizes he's been silent for a while. He has to say something. He wants to be complimentary but his dad told him to be honest. If only he hadn't told him to be honest. Oh no, he's still silent. He's got to say something. What would his dad say in this situation?

Panel 4

Gustopher finally speaks.

Gustopher: The important thing is you're having fun.

August has heard that line before.

August: Oh no.

August's glass of wine has also mysteriously vanished. There's a puddle of wine and a broken glass on the ground. Mewbert's paw also has wine dripping from it. Who could have done this? I guess we'll never know.

Let's Try Drawing - Gator Days Panel 1 Gustopher has just noticed that his dad is drawing. This is neat. He's never seen his father draw anything before. Mewbert is there and supervising August's glass of wine. Gotta make sure that nothing happens to that wine. Gustopher: You're drawing? August: I wanted to try something new. How am I doing? Be honest? Panel 2 Gustopher picks up his father's art and involuntary grimaces at what he sees. Is that anatomy right? Arms aren't supposed to bend that way. And why are the eyes different sizes? Did he just hear the sound of a wine glass hitting the floor? That's not important right now. Panel 3 Gustopher realizes he's been silent for a while. He has to say something. He wants to be complimentary but his dad told him to be honest. If only he hadn't told him to be honest. Oh no, he's still silent. He's got to say something. What would his dad say in this situation? Panel 4 Gustopher finally speaks. Gustopher: The important thing is you're having fun. August has heard that line before. August: Oh no. August's glass of wine has also mysteriously vanished. There's a puddle of wine and a broken glass on the ground. Mewbert's paw also has wine dripping from it. Who could have done this? I guess we'll never know.

Let's Try Drawing - Gator Days

12.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3788    πŸ” 589    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 11
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Yup, we're working on a new Castlevania game.

Thanks to KONAMI, & with Motion Twin's friendly advice, the franchise will be going back to its roots with what we hope to be the best whip traversal & combat ever seen in a 2D action-adventure game! Noooo pressure...

www.konami.com/games/castle...

13.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1657    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 69

You don't like fridge cold toppings on your hot crust?

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Treadmill displaying 1.28 miles walked in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.28 miles walked in 30 minutes

Day 30

12.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pizza loosely topped with cold Fior di latte, pistachio mortadella, stracciatella, Pistachio pesto, Pistachio crumble.

Pizza loosely topped with cold Fior di latte, pistachio mortadella, stracciatella, Pistachio pesto, Pistachio crumble.

They sound like good pizza toppings. So almost an hour later and close to $30 gone, they bring the box out..and the noise I had to hold back when I opened it...And to make matters worse, the base is hot but all the topping with just thrown on after. Wet and cold.

12.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I was reminded of this today and I had to share it here. A year or so back we went to a new pizza place that had opened and I decided to get one of their specials. A pizza with fior di latte, pistachio mortadella, stracciatella, pistachio pesto, and pistachio crumble. I like all those things. 1/2

12.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the last pack..

12.02.2026 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Anthropomorphic wolf wearing a Dr. Pepper hat, a diet Dr. Pepper tank top and tartan patterned shorts. He's holding a diet Dr. Pepper can in one hand, and a 12 pack in the other saying "What do you mean I have a problem?.."

Anthropomorphic wolf wearing a Dr. Pepper hat, a diet Dr. Pepper tank top and tartan patterned shorts. He's holding a diet Dr. Pepper can in one hand, and a 12 pack in the other saying "What do you mean I have a problem?.."

Can't believe I forgot to post this.
Fantastic piece by @citrinelionaurelio.bsky.social
I still have not decided on a name for him yet, but it's narrowed down to Roux/Rou or Retto

10.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Boysℒ️

11.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1309    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0

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