Father Beard

Sitting here waiting for the homies to finally join bluesky.

Shit, I have a 9 year old and somehow all of the spoons disappear. How tf.

First payment for When We Were Young made. Lay-a-way for these tickets saved my ass, ngl. 😅😂

I will be screaming "I Write Sins..." at the top of my lungs, just y'all wait.

My 9 year old has begged me for the last 6~ months for a phone, because he wants to chat with his friends and play phone games. But, he told me this morning that if it was an iPhone to just take it back to the store.

That's my boy. 😂

How does it feel to have the power of the Gods?

If only the US would take the hint and do the same. We all know the truth at this point.

Trump is Putins bitch.

One thing they don't tell you about getting older is just how often you lose your curser on your screen and can't find it for like ten seconds even when you frantically wiggle your mouse back and forth.

$SOL will flip $ETH. This is inevitable.

Dude is constantly taking credit for things he didn't do.

America deserves what is coming.

And I bought more. 🤷‍♂️

lol, got banned on X for telling someone that said people who get cancer deserve to die I hope they get cancer.

Fucking shit ass website. Fuck Elon Musk and his bullshit.

All my homies hate Twitter now.

I am nothing more than three squirrels in a trench coat, and we are proud of you.

Elon turned Twitter into a misinformation machine, so now here we are.

GM

Found a homie

The king has provided us with heat.

Solana changed my life.

I like bluesky more than threads. We here for now.

Don't lie to me. 😭

beep boop

You should give this to the man himself.

Honestly already like this site more than X.

Now to find and follow the homies.