Hazel

I wish I didn't spend so much time during the early pandemic playing call of duty and grinding for camos....

...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes

nah bc if i said "i spent last night listening to sibelius and crying" as a 'man' I would get cooked

if one more skinny person pisses me off I'm going to start actively promoting obesity

a Barbie doll giving a very disgusted face

the white power ranger

juice wrld, Scooby Doo, butchers wearing pig masks

looked at my wife and sincerely asked "....am i, mid??"

i would die for marcus the worm

I'm sorry sweetie

you and diana both

oh you're in a sapphic relationship? alright, are you the one who loves listening to asmr things or the one who can't stand it?

thinking about how i transitioned before i could get called a performative man

i skeeted this and immediately got shit on by a bird

idk why everyone doesn't wear a well fitting respirator outside in NYC. it smells really bad out here.

shhhh.... no one's supposed to know that...

Joaquin Phoenix in a still from The Joker putting a cigarette to his mouth with the caption "you wouldn't get it"

beef so deep my chinese teacher in chengdu knows about it

listen. before it becomes a thing thing, I knew about ibuprofen in august

the boston cop slide video still makes me cry laughing

when i was teaching the bill of rights i assigned students to find a current event that involved any of the amendments. wild that if i did that now, the third amendment would be relevant.

really hope the kids I taught the bill of rights to 8 years ago are really thinking about them rn...

if you don't like bad bunny as a superbowl halftime performer you're gonna hate when it's 攬佬SKAI ISYOURGOD's turn

like 9 years ago I followed a BUNCH of bull terrier accounts on Instagram bc I love them and now I get posts every so often that one of them passed away and now im emotional

i know this means nothing to any of you but i won a solo no fill six stack pure chaos blitz royale game this weekend

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

peak skeet

:(

your TikTok algorithm would be wild

graphic of three fighter jets over a background in transgender flag colors

put this on a shirt

I am cruel 😔