I wish I didn't spend so much time during the early pandemic playing call of duty and grinding for camos....
...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes
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I wish I didn't spend so much time during the early pandemic playing call of duty and grinding for camos....
...and instead spent that time playing fortnite and grinding battle passes
nah bc if i said "i spent last night listening to sibelius and crying" as a 'man' I would get cooked
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27.10.2025 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0looked at my wife and sincerely asked "....am i, mid??"
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put this on a shirt
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