Dane 🪐

so both times we've attacked another country this year (a sentence I hoped to never utter), it's come from a specially curtained room at maralago?!

this is a Maura sized hat

cursed with a pretty penis x

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hand holding

Everybody hates this messaging except journalists and some other Democratic elected officials. There is literally no audience for this rhetoric beyond that. The fact that they’ve been sticking with it for 30 years says a lot about whose opinions they do and do not care about!

right I know. bad on many levels

he was 88

This might be the funniest 'how the Disney sausage is really made' moment in the history of the company.

this happens to me often
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they're not your friend.

where's their Pokemon representation!?

the Ayatollah is 7 years older than trump so this sounds amazing. add in Charles too and this is a great day

this looks 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Alright, time to wrap myself in the blanket of my movie library because the demented pedophile we all told people not to vote for put a drunk at the DoD and the white supremacist gremlin whispers sweet visions of death in his ear.

evergreen

my favorite form of radicalization is anti-car

where to start, where to end, the circle of life

something something give me liberty or give me terms of service

someone is going to need to put together the Epstein list with campaign contributions so it can be surfaced

tfw someone sets off your autdar

I felt it in my loins

orb

All, The following instructions pertain to the passing of SB 244 regarding gender reclassifications. I've attached the letter that was sent to the individuals who need to return to our office and have their credential updated with their gender at birth. A flag will show on record indicating SB244 NOTICE for anyone who has been sent a letter. The individuals will be charged as normal for their reissuance. Should these customers arrive at the office without an appointment you are to make certain to get them processed as soon as possible, getting them in and out of the office. When issuing these credentials, you MUST reach out to the DL Helpdesk at KDOR_Photostop@ks.gov with the individuals K# and name indicating SB 244 update. For your ISSUANCE NOTE please include the following information: "Subject"=REISSUED PER SB 244 "Note"=GENDER CHANGED FROM MALE TO FEMALE (or whatever the situation) - Along with regular credential issuance notes

Little scoop before publishing a full story on the situation later — I've obtained the email sent to all Kansas DMV employees by Kent Selk, Driver Services Manager for the Kansas Department of Revenue on how to handle the compulsory gender marker change for trans people.

Full text of Selk's note:

it was in Moore, Oklahoma, one of the few places in the world that I know of that's has multiple (E)F5s

y'all skip summer tho and go straight to hell by May 1

I love your dressing!

reason 1927292735282 suburbs are bad

and probably the 20th century too 🤭

there was a beautiful mid century dry cleaners similar to these in my hometown that got destroyed by two tornadoes (one direct hit and one near miss) and the building they rebuilt the third time was utterly boring.