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the kids are alright
(wait for it)

love how the league and board of governors are acting like they had no idea rodman’s contract ended this offseason, all this really could’ve been resolved months ago yet now they’re scrambling to find some random half-assed solution instead of using the time to figure out how to raise the cap

Sources: NWSL voting on extra funds to pay stars The NWSL's Board of Governors is in advanced discussions about implementing a new roster mechanism that would allow each team to pay star players significant salaries beyond the current salary cap, mu...

NEWS: The #NWSL board is voting on a proposal that would allow teams to pay top players beyond the current salary cap but with limits, w/the hope that it's a solution for Trinity Rodman and other stars. Proposal still needs to pass. Details (so far) on @espn.com 👇

Chase Williams & @ChaseWilliams_• 1d New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today. X He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion: "Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."

Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man

that not very Michigan man of him

Michigan announces that Sherrone Moore has been fired for cause & school found “credible evidence was found that Coach Moore engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member.”

THE WIZARD!!

how exciting! we'll get to see which teams agree to contracts with which players & then whether the league even allows that to happen

2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true

2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!

why are we bashing jmu and tulane when the acc was a trash heap that should’ve been no-bid

Imagine being so bad at booking college football that you reject Notre Dame and Duke, the two most hated schools in all of college sports, while picking beloved underdog JMU … and America is STILL furious at you lol

Matt Campbell has landed in State College

San Diego Wave players are dedicating 50% of their $2m in prize money to pay a fair market salary to Trinity Rodman!

Okay that’s not true but it indicates how this *gestures hands* should not be a problem.

I don't think it's great for faith in the sport's governance that two teams in the 12-year history of the Playoff have made the field when they really shouldn't have, and both of those teams were Alabama

This mf is about to go DeSantis Mode. All the pundits calling him the favorite and then he gets 4th in Iowa because nobody likes him.

I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game

and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that

Vincent Price??

Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's

JMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You Manny!

MANNY DIAZ THE GOAT

JFC

Cmon Duke

Brady Quinn told his makeup artist to give him the Yassified Squidward

It is endlessly funny that Manny made this game before Mario

Hi Sam,

Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca

Tin foil time: Kirby’s gonna let Bama score 10 in this quarter just to keep Sankey happy

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies