JyuuNoHana

Oh yeah that's me everytime I see a dude with anger issues

Worth revisiting for that sharp dose of pain my brain craves (I love them so much)

I didn't even meant to post this 🫣😂😂😂😂 but if anyone can laugh at this I guess it was worth it

"...You gonna tell me I wasn't supposed to get knocked up either?"

"Knocked- you know what? Get out of here, just get out- I'm done with you."

"You're supposed to murder him!"

"Murder him? Not marry him?"

"Oh my God, we are fucked."

"Not really, he's actually very monogamous and I don't share either."

"Haha, very funny. Very funny indeed- I can't believe you! Are you deaf?"

"You didn't read my file, did you."

"Fuck."

"..."

"Tell me you're joking- this was a hard mission, there should be no flaws- you went undercover to exploit the deepest gaps and weak spots, leave no rock unturned!"

"I got hard and under his covers- he went nothing but deep, left me gaping- found all the weak spots and left nothing unturned."

"What?? Katsuki, no, you're supposed to have him crying and begging, screaming for mercy."

"Well, I did."

"That's-"

"With my ass."

"We told you to shake their high brass and get eyes in their trucks."

"To shake my breast and have his eyes on my junk."

"That's- that's not even close!"

"Hm?"

"They sent me there to fuck him."

"Yeah? Fuck him up- he and his massive crock of bandits."

Bakugou demeanor withers. "...his massive cock."

"What? You were sent there to raid his lair."

"...To ride his lap."

The captain winces. "Ouch, you are crazy for taking this case."

"I told yall weaklings I could take him!"

"Must have been one hell of a fight."

"Not really, I just had to make the first move."

"Hm, catch them unawares- I see why they send you to fuck him up."

Bakugou pauses, "...Fuck him...up?"

"So how did it go? Did you get him?"

Bakugou grins. "Heck yeah I did."

"I heard he almost broke your leg, you had a limp for a while there."

Bakugou scoffs, "No, that's cuz he almost snapped my fucking back."

Everyone was scared to take the job to infiltrate Crime boss Blood Riot's inner circle, but not Bakugou.

He is young and new to the scene but confident he can get the job done.

Bakugou takes his orders and leaves.

He's back 3 months later in one piece, to the awe of the whole force.

Go to type 'HEAR ME OUT' and the phone suggests 'WHORE ME OUT' like, even it is sick of my shit and knows I'm a rotten horny little bitch

Omg welcome to the kiribakushin club! 🥺 but also apologies in advance for my ridiculous sense of humour I think I'm hilarious ( I am delusional ) I'm itching to update soon!

I swear every time is the same shit I sit to edit and the pages multiply- it becomes a never-ending loop until I reach the apice of a funnier joke or someone gets their ass eaten. Its both a blessing and a curse

#kiribakushin

Welcome to the club- I want to slip sakura into my pocket SO bad.

They make me RABID gggrrrrrrr

My friend told me "shut up at least your ship is canon" and he meant KRBK guys I think that was all the validation I needed

Congratulations on your long, committed relationship Kirishima and Bakugou 🎉

I wanna cry Shinsou looks stunning

My brain is so fucking crazy cuz why would it go "SUO HAYATO FUCKS. HE FUUUUCKS" at eight in the morning for no reason

I'm sure I've said this before but me and my Mom make a point to slut shame every single male in any piece of media as a pass time. Full piece suit? I bet is all velcro- like some cheap striper. At the gym? Showing them boy tiddies. No shirt? Attention whore. Shorts? Slut. Glasses? Acting coy puta?

Veing canon doesn't matter to me- No cuz sometimes I just get into a piece of media so I can read fanfiction about those two dudes that caught my eye 🤷‍♀️

Omega Katsuki found an Alpha in the dungeon.⛓️
My piece for @/BiteMeZine on X

"I miss my wife" and the wife is Oliver Aiku

Everyone agrees the guys in Blue Lock are all disturbing right? They have weird brains. Not a normie in sight. All crazy fucks. They probably fuck like crazy people too. They are all on the edge of their own madness, whatever the shape that might be.

I'm obssessed with them.

Your brain 🧠 is full of art. I love u so much

I'm teary eyed for Barou-chan, absolutely sobbing, is it so hard to tell he needs to be creampied? Can't anyone see he's squirming for it? Poor lil guy, his hole feels lonely 🥲

You know I can always make the gay bloom out of sports in anime but I still think Baseball will take the gold everytime cuz baseball anime is packed full of possessive tops and bratty princess bottoms and they all talking about hitting and getting manicures so that's that.

Crying weeping absolutely in love with them

Evenings thinking about KRBK is just a whole lot of 'oh my God, those two idiots suck (dick)' muffled into pillows.