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Leaving you with no recourse as I walk off with your Halloween candy.

Fuentes showing the power of organized douchery in America.

First time, long time. Big fan. But this is applicable to any 2-run lead regardless of how the lead is acquired.

While the tax money we put side to buy them food sits idle helping no one do anything.

This insane idea that painfully and permanently branding Nazi imagery into your own skin is just “being human.”

Platner passes the “smell test” in the same way Sinema and Fetterman did:

He knows what to say to get votes.

ICE now offering recruits free second breakfast.

Why?

Just a little parallel thinking between us and Hitler.

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It absolutely does.

You’re preaching to the choir.

But that is what they’ll try to do.

And they are going to hope there is enough fog of delusion/ignorance to subvert process. Which is how they get away with obviously illegal things like DOGE, tariffs and blowing up random boats in the Caribbean.

I absolutely agree they don’t have a process-based means to subvert elections. Hysteria around that has been out of control.

They are more likely to try another Big Lie, which I think needs broader buy in than last time to succeed. A legit Blue wave might be necessary to discourage shenanigans.

The election meddling would not likely be a canceling of elections or a systematic threat of force to suppress turnout.

Most likely it would be inventing a false reality that somehow renders the process invalid. Generally all their successful shenanigans are rooted in an agreed-upon falsehood.

“You know who enjoyed drinking? My brother. You know what happened to him? He died.”

My tent isn’t big enough for this.

Blueprints don’t amend the Constitution.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

The last time an American reached the top of the Billboard charts was in 1993 with the release of “I’m The Baby (Gotta Love Me),” which spent 572 weeks at #1 before being banned by Clear Channel in the wake of the Iraq War.

Protein powder laced with lead would explain literally everything.

Well, you could be on the path to enlightenment by way of depression.

My 8-year-old is insulted.

Graphic explaining how Judicial Branch fellates the President while Legislative Branch slowly edges itself while watching from a cuck chair.

Don Jr. disposing of military drones sounds like a super villain origin story.

They’re currently big mads at that guy.