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BLOODRAVEN IS EPSTEIN CONFIRMED!

02.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best argument in his favor is that he got peer pressured into doing some dumb shit.

And the people making this argument want him to join the US Senate, where his peers would be world-class manipulators urging him to do dumb shit with serious consequences.

02.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“Stop enriching uranium or we’ll murder your children,” is dogshit diplomacy.

01.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess Bluesky is getting kinda woke.

01.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What country bombs a fucking school?

01.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 62 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They only give the 7 minutes back to catch Toobins.

28.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Democrat running against Fetterman is Nazi McJesuslovin Queerhater. Your move.

28.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is not enough pettiness to accommodate Glenn Greenwald.

28.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If my polycule knew how I felt about Israel, I’d be in deep shit.

27.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting white knighted by Laura Loomer. FML.

26.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If a 32-point loss can break a basketball team, then the team was already broken.

26.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m glad the perpetrators are looking into it.

26.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think everyone knows Patrick is a shithead. So by default, he is not overrated.

26.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You had me until West Nile Virus.

25.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hock Tuah.

25.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cool, we can talk about guys who won hockey instead of the entire fucking shit show.

24.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is what the Star Wars prequels should have been.

23.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then leave.

23.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL. The “journalists” are status-seeking enablers who were always going to behave this way. They’ve never had tolerance for criticism or the slightest whiff of their own complicity. Moderating reality to accommodate them is as fruitless as it is feckless.

23.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, I was distracted by the editor’s thinking around “The [Protected Class] ‘runs’ [whatever] industry.”

22.02.2026 00:04 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Viagra ruined everything. Most of these old boomers would’ve gone limp and stayed home two decades ago.

But with on-demand boners, they kept chasing power and resources to impress women and subsidize global sex crime.

20.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you debut at No. 1, you didn’t really “surge” there. You have always been there.

20.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or your publisher?

19.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you have anything on the country’s First Lady appearing in the Epstein Files?

19.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The worst thing is about Rise is that it serves as a vehicle for kind words about the prequels.

18.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Chamber of Commerce has seized the means of production?

18.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine? What We Do in the Shadows exists.

18.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking Claude, man…

15.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh shit, I’m just realizing Randy “Macho Man” Savage was never Prime Minister of France.

15.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Nazis gave us free stars AND free train rides. So I’m just lost right now.

13.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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