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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy

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Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)

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The Pentagon says it’s ‘lethalitymaxxing’. Why has ‘incel’ slang crossed into the mainstream? With the rise of influencer Clavicular and ‘looksmaxxers’, sexist language from niche memes has infiltrated official government accounts and NYT headlines

what the fuck am i reading dude how is this a news story. "the pentagon says its wargooning" ok thats great. thanks for the update

01.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 339    🔁 54    💬 9    📌 8

nice work zhuangists i just heard the dao's hitting 50,000 this next week

01.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 59    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

would

01.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

holy hell that's awesome

01.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Diary of the Dead
Night of the Comet
The Shining/Doctor Sleep 2 pack
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
Collection of the 5 The Prophecy films
Sneakers
Candyman
The Golden Child

Diary of the Dead Night of the Comet The Shining/Doctor Sleep 2 pack Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 Collection of the 5 The Prophecy films Sneakers Candyman The Golden Child

FUCK STREAMING SERVICES FUCK INTERNET ACCESS FUCK MEDIA MONOPOLIES PHYSICAL MEDIA IS WHERE ITS AT. GO KICK IT AT YOUR LOCAL AND LOVABLE RESALE SHOP, WHERE VALUE IS KING!

28.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 1

this is why they want you under 24/7 surveillance, why they want your face registered to every device, why they're pushing for digital IDs and trying to criminalize the existence of trans people, why they're trying to dictate what taboo topics you can and cannot talk about. you need to wake up

28.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 116    🔁 59    💬 1    📌 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 18489    🔁 7902    💬 41    📌 115

that's really cool I'm glad you take the time to share them. 💜

28.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dogs poop in alignment with Earth's magnetic field, study finds Dogs use the Earth's magnetic field when they're relieving themselves. Not only that, but canines choose to do so in a north-south axis, a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology says....

they also got that compass in their brain

28.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank you for that. it made the game so much more enjoyable for me

28.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

smells and landmarks, just like we do. my dog still tries to go in the video rental store even 4 years after they closed because that's where the treats are

28.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
sign in portable toilet reading "OSHA Law 1729.17b: any turd over 6 inches must be hand lowered to prevent chemical splashback".

sign in portable toilet reading "OSHA Law 1729.17b: any turd over 6 inches must be hand lowered to prevent chemical splashback".

28.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 29    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 1

wait till you find out that Australians call them crispadidoos

28.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Hague isn't enough unless we're talking about what they did to the de Witts

28.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘Black Kids Deserve To Go To Narnia’: Breana Navickas Interview Animator Breana Navickas on building 'The Three Tomes' independently, centering Black joy, queer YA fantasy, and surviving industry erosion.

“Black kids deserve to go to Narnia.” Animator Breana Navickas on crafting 'The Three Tomes' and building a fantasy world on her own terms.
www.cartoonbrew.com/series/brean...

28.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 246    🔁 117    💬 3    📌 5

please won't you think of the Raytheon shareholders?

28.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm having a hard time with the everything today

28.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if there's a war with Iran we are going to lose it so bad one way or another

05.10.2024 17:32 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

please cranny, I'm an adult, i go by martholomew supreme now

28.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah, this and Sony already fumbled the betamax vs VHS war

28.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no, bean burritos

28.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

27.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 3743    🔁 3158    💬 1    📌 69

forget that let's see it clean off cum and silicon lube

28.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

still laughing about this

28.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 50    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

26.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 3741    🔁 1513    💬 1    📌 100
a selfie of me in the warehouse in front of a pet med banner saying to ask me how you can save on pet meds. I'm wearing a blue lab coat, a light blue mask and I have several colorful highlighters in my coat pocket

a selfie of me in the warehouse in front of a pet med banner saying to ask me how you can save on pet meds. I'm wearing a blue lab coat, a light blue mask and I have several colorful highlighters in my coat pocket

I'm manning the pet med outreach booth at work today. Stop by if you want to save money on your pet prescriptions or if you want to make out with me.

27.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Better living through Science.

27.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Father Hanley used to have one of those at the Catholic church where I went as a kid

27.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Transgender Chicago man hospitalized after saving baby from drowning in Lake Michigan “I wasn’t going to let that baby die,” Lio Cundiff said.

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water.

He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him.

www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...

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