Rubber Fenomeno!

Leader's Log - Day 1 - Part 2

In the span of less than 24 hours, we have acquired 4 other members of the Force and completed 1 Reeducation without issues. At this rate, the Force will be at capacity within 48 hours at the time of writing.

Total Reeducations at the time of writing: 1 (1 Successful)

Leader's Log - Day 1 - Part 1

New recruits to the police force:
* Commander Opera O @hypnowaffle.bsky.social
* Lieutenant Agnes Digital @roasllygaid.bsky.social
* Officer Tamamo Cross @mybrainiskaboom.bsky.social
* Officer Tokai Teio @blanc.selfcest.love

After goin’ through my reeducation, I have joined @rubberfenomeno.bsky.social ‘s Rubber Uma Police force! Officer Tamamo Cross, reporting for duty! Bringin’ permanent rubbery smiles is my utmost agenda!

Excellent. Duly noted.

I do not mind taking it slow if you'd prefer.

Coating you in Rubber, for one. From head to toe.

I would be willing to assist with the latter.

Oh? And why would that be?

Good, good. We shall remain in touch.

Trust me, citizen, there are ways to serve the Force even without jeopardizing one's livelihoods and jobs.

Excellent. Perhaps we could get your help in the force one of these days.

It is not if it is for everyone's happiness. Do you perhaps need reeducation yourself?

Some people believe they were not always rubber - can you believe that?

We exist to find those people and reeducate them. Simple as that.

i've joined @rubberfenomeno.bsky.social 's squeaky uma police force!~ Lieutenant Agnes Digital, Reporting for duty!~ Making all the squeaky uma's happy, no matter the cost!~

ATTENTION ALL RUBBER UMAS!

With the recruitment if @hypnowaffle.bsky.social, I officially announce the founding of the Squeaky Police Force!

We will protect all Rubber Umas from the dangers of thinking for themselves.

Do not resist. In reeducating you, we will awaken your perfection.

After speaking with @rubberfenomeno.bsky.social in private, she’s helped me realize that justice must be upheld. I am now her second in command in her Squeaky Uma Police Force. and I would not have it any other way. Join us. Pledge eternal service to justice, to rubber, and to HER. Serve and obey.

And justice will be upheld. All who refuse it will be treayed exactly as they deserve. Isn't that right, Commander?

In that case...

Indeed. And my job is to ensure that perfection is maintained.

I assume I have your support?

Exactly!

I admit, even I struggled with such feelings initially - but then I looked in the mirror and realized I was never more... me.

And now, others will see that too.

Greetings.

It usually is not cut and dry, but examples include:
* Bratting towards one's owners
* Criminal activity of any kind
* Trying to imply you were not always a rubberized uma.

All of these are rule breaks, and shall be punished with reeducation.

*Starts running after you, obviously faster due to being an Uma, and tackles you to the ground*

You may still be given grace if you don't resist!

What?! Inconceivable!

That's it. I am putting you under arrest on charges of trespassing on private property!

In that case, I will take the time to educate you...

You do now. If I catch so much as a whiff you're being a rulebreaker...

Is that so?

Come on then, future inmate. Let's see if you're so bold when my back isn't turned.

I shall be going to sleep now.

...Hey! It may be my first day, but do not act like I am slacking on the job! If you even try to pull a fast one and break the rules while I'm not watching...

𝐈 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰.

All of you! At attention!

I don't know why this has happened or why I look like this now, but you can be damn sure I'm gonna make the most out of it! From here on out, don't think you can get away with breaking the rules!

That is, assuming you don't want to be caught...