@ntauthority.me.bsky.social
awawawaw >///< you made the silly kitty blushhhhhh bweeh!! (they-y thingy, supposedly ;3)
imagine a/b screaming and being in the group that gets all "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb"
06.08.2025 17:15 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how do they know where it came from if the label saying "MADE IN BELGIUM" is gone
06.08.2025 10:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it'll be an undocumented colander by then, gotta call the cops
06.08.2025 09:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
a photo of the bottom of a colander. it has a barcode sticker that starts with "this is my ID, do not remove" "made in BELGIUM" followed by the product number and the actual barcode
this is my ID, do not remove
06.08.2025 08:53 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@ me if you're a watermelon
05.08.2025 14:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im an optional item!!~
05.08.2025 13:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0![a screenshot from ffxiv 7.3:
"Your next quest objective requires [play icon] Escorting.
Learn more about this quest objective via the [?] icon in the Duty List.
βTargeted Tragedyβ objective fulfilled!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uc7e6sv2dk26iqxwuh4jw2yt/bafkreiecnzq7wzxty2kq7k7xkxgdvulfegluvupc2fdojd3n5kb2x5xev4@jpeg)
a screenshot from ffxiv 7.3: "Your next quest objective requires [play icon] Escorting. Learn more about this quest objective via the [?] icon in the Duty List. βTargeted Tragedyβ objective fulfilled!"
via the mario block icon
05.08.2025 08:57 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0imagine being able to buy a season pass and suddenly the world is interesting,,
05.08.2025 07:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0eepy
05.08.2025 07:10 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i love outsourcing
05.08.2025 07:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it does seem to be a bit of a weird season
05.08.2025 07:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You gently pat the destination.
04.08.2025 12:25 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0okie!
MEOW!
meow,,
03.08.2025 10:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can meow at you, but there's no need for that right now.
03.08.2025 10:28 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0it's also interesting how the xbox app is treated as a news app so summaries are off by default and get the mandatory disclaimer
02.08.2025 14:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
an apple intelligence summary notification for the xbox app: '10 - Nosebleed in Halo Infinite; get points before they're gone; claim points from Game Pass game'
nosebleed in halo infinite
02.08.2025 14:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0harmful fidgeting considered harmful (some objects apparently cut fingers)
02.08.2025 12:59 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0drugs? just say no
1v1 on rust? just say no
"smells kind of box, yeah"
01.08.2025 09:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ligma stocks,, i mean.. figma..
31.07.2025 15:24 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0tired days make me forgetful in impractical ways
31.07.2025 13:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β
30.07.2025 17:01 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0the elusive nothing
30.07.2025 16:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's always unix time
30.07.2025 14:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
an iOS notification saying 'Raiden Market Board' 'You have made 89240 gil from the sale of 1 items since 1753869600000.'
something feels like it forgot to format a timestamp
30.07.2025 14:32 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's not a recycled joke, it's a $50 cheeseburger!
29.07.2025 21:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a post a day keeps the doctor away
29.07.2025 18:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0drm
29.07.2025 18:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a screenshot of ffxiv showing tulliyolal. the text 'dravania / idyllshire' is partly faded in' on top of that is FINAL FANTASY XIV HAS STOPPED WORKING.
idyllshire is looking weird today
29.07.2025 12:13 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
