HamletIsDead

This is fake, right? This can’t be real.

Holy shit.

Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.

OMFG 😍

No one is getting convicted anywhere for the ice babys’ hurt feelings. The sandwich guy just joined the…

club

NOT GUILTY!!!

Justice is served hot, with a pickle on the side!

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This is tremendous reporting, i highly recommend reading the thread and following Heather. The judge says federal agents have lied under oath and one hopes she’s in her windup now to throw the goddamn book at them

Like most magic swords, this one was cursed. It would act like a lens for fear, magnifying and focusing the wielder’s fear towards their opponent.

As one might expect, this had diminishing returns, and the sword bearer’s eventual confidence would doom them.

#MicroStory

Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.

😍

“I have a dream that one day the Jaguars will be second place in their division.”

“Will they be good, George?”

“No. No they will not.”

Treato is always the answer.

Indy is the best. Getting older is not easy.

😊😊😊

Photo of a hand holding a shaving razor with a Snickers candy bar very poorly Photoshopped onto it.

Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

This is the way.

They're calling him the most French man in history

Wait, holy crap, BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is *two bucks* for your electromagic book reader of choice. A sinister apple called the Ruby Slipper begins to change the people of a small town! Cults! Suburban folk horror! Way too much apple-based information! Cats! Hope you check it out, too. OKAY BYE.

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

We're recording our #SlowHorses s5 finale podcast tonight --- and then they tease us with Viserys Targaryen & Syril Karn in season 6!?!
#GameOfThrones #Andor

ICE agents get paid during the shutdown, but Air Traffic Controllers don't. The elderly and children will lose food subsidies but Congress continues to get paid. Priorities.

Look, you don’t make the rules. It just is what it is.

For the record, I’m literally an uncle to four people (my sister’s children) but figuratively Uncle Pat to dozens and dozens of people, some I’m related to, some not, but it really makes no difference.
If they’re trying to bust him for calling an older cousin his aunt, that’s wildly dumb.

New York, USA — September 9, 2025. A man reacts following a confrontation with federal agents on the 12th floor of 26 Federal Plaza, outside immigration courtrooms.

“Go get a real job” is quickly becoming the popular refrain for dealing with these losers

The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.

Canada was caught, red handed, putting up a fraudulent advertisement on Ronald Reagan’s Speech on Tariffs. The Reagan Foundation said that they, “created an ad campaign using selective audio and video of President Ronald Reagan. The ad misrepresents the Presidential Radio Address,” and “did not seek nor receive permission to use and edit the remarks. The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute is reviewing its legal options in this matter.” The sole purpose of this FRAUD was Canada’s hope that the United States Supreme Court will come to their “rescue” on Tariffs that they have used for years to hurt the United States. Now the United States is able to defend itself against high and overbearing Canadian Tariffs (and those from the rest of the World as well!). Ronald Reagan LOVED Tariffs for purposes of National Security and the Economy, but Canada said he didn’t! Their Advertisement was to be taken down, IMMEDIATELY, but they let it run last night during the World Series, knowing that it was a FRAUD. Because of their serious misrepresentation of the facts, and hostile act, I am increasing the Tariff on Canada by 10% over and above what they are paying now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

The president got his feelings hurt, so we're doing 10% more tariffs on Canada. Joke of an administration.

oh look, giving in to a bully didn't work, again

They don’t even pretend to care. This is the only story. You can’t open the government if the House refuses to show up.