Johnny Rabbit

How many ppl does it take to vote against their own best interests?
77,269,255 Trump voters

...by NOT murdering them.

Heroes don't murder ppl.

Luigi found an awful way to get free healthcare for the rest of his life.

Luigi Mangione found a really awful way to get free healthcare for the rest of his life.

Kimberly Guifoyle and Kari Lake as US Ambassadors!?! Trump should make them Ambassadors of What-the-Fuck-istan.

MSNBC needs to get a huge, major fucking clue and *stop* their incessant, non-stop coverage of all the utter insanity spewing forth from Trump.
There is a reason that their ratings have plummeted since the election, and that is, because ppl are abso-fucking-lutley sick of all of his bullshit.

Some Democrats are calling on Biden to pardon Trump!?! WTAF!! That's insane in the membrane.
Democrats should be calling on Seal Team Six to make a house call to Motel-a-Lago, while Biden still has immunity from prosecution, granted by the SCOTUS.

I would say it's time to get re-enraged!!

Trump wants to end birthright citizenship and deport the immigrants *and* their children born in the US. I wonder what Melania and Barron think about that.

I just realized how odd it is to sign up on my phone for shows that I watch on my tv. Then I remembered that I was born in the 50's.

Trump should pay attention to Syria's Assad running for his life to Russia. This is what happens to dictators.

remember those kids who would smash all their toys within the first half hour of Christmas morning? and then they would come over to your house and smash yours, and laugh?
all those kids have grown up, and they're now members of Donald Trump's cabinet

Today, on a California highway, 30,000 pounds of chocolate bars burned up and melted onto the highway, when the transport truck carrying it caught on fire. (true)
It took 3 hours to clean up the mess, and 6 hours to clear the scene of bystanders licking the highway.
🤪 😜 💙

50% of ppl say, "My HOA sucks, they're doing too much!"
The other 50% say, "My HOA sucks, they're doing too little!"
Conclusion: HOAs suck for 100% of ppl? 😉

Best not tell RFK, Jr.

When I was young, we watched The Twilight Zone. We have to watch it again starting January 20, whether we like it or not.

Kristi Noem promises to stop shooting puppies, if Trump will make her Secretary of Defense.

Musk and Ramaswamy don't realize that the new DOGE will cost $5B to startup. Oh, the *rich* irony.

I'm not an alcoholic, but if I were, I'd stop drinking to become SecDef, is one of the most alcoholic things I've ever heard.

Pete Hegseth to the police officer: How. Hi are you?