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Dog person. Equal rights for others doesn't mean less for you, it's not pie. Trans rights are human rights.

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It's all spun out so. ๐Ÿ‘€

I used to work in an appliance shop many years ago, we used to take dead washers and dryers outside and cut the intake and filter pipes.

Nearly always found a bunch of coins hanging out in there.

25.06.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is it not doing?

Could be bearing support rods, blockage, magnetic pump etc

25.06.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
There's cocaine in it!
YouTube video by Robert Bennett There's cocaine in it!

Reminded myself of this silly clip.

youtu.be/oBJ_PwpoIvs?...

24.06.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he sits down and just chills out.

Millie has requested this particular pleasure more than once .

24.06.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read this initially as all the "cocaine" which is probably a bad idea.

24.06.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No terrorists here only Seve.

He demands you pet the belly.

24.06.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urgh. Hospital infections are horrible, I had two but I was *in* hospital at the time so I got treatment.

Fuck knows how I would have been if I had gone home

20.06.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did Ste get it? Sounds flipping awful

20.06.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel free to watch it before me.

Are you still recovering from the plague?

20.06.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A few and some of them are really really bad.

Most of the ones I've seen have been extremely obvious though.

Like this one, I plan to watch under the influence at some point.

20.06.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hours I'll never get back.

17.06.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only one I watched in full, the other ones were insufferable.

17.06.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sinead liked that show, I'm probably the only person to think it's highly overrated.

17.06.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is a "Jason Issac's"?

17.06.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all heard of Pop Tarts right? Why are there no Mom Tarts?

Because of the pastryarchy.

14.10.2023 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 484    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I'm sorry but my dog is a racist isn't something you want to be saying to people.

16.02.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only found out today, will speak to Dr next week to find out full extent and treatment plan.

It's generally a very manageable disease.

16.02.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes the land shark phase

16.02.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But look at his toe beans ๐Ÿ˜

16.02.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0


GPSurgery

10:27

Dear Simon, your Bone Density Scan result has returned and unfortunately confirms Osteoporosis. Therefore, could you kindly arrange and appointment with me in the coming days with regard to future management. Regards Dr.

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GPSurgery 10:27 Dear Simon, your Bone Density Scan result has returned and unfortunately confirms Osteoporosis. Therefore, could you kindly arrange and appointment with me in the coming days with regard to future management. Regards Dr. Can't reply to this short code. Learn more

Well, shit.

16.02.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*boop* says my Millie.

12.02.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesterday I used my phone torch to search for my phone in my car for a full minute.

My brain may have glitched.

09.02.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's something that takes seconds and could have actual positive outcomes.

There is an official 'citizen's petition' system in the EU. There's one open at the moment to ban conversion therapy for LGBT+ people in the EU.

Ireland can be 1 of the 7 nations needed

eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...

06.02.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 578    ๐Ÿ” 560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

You speak for the collective Donna

30.01.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Salty is just the sweetest little (big) thing.

19.01.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

18.01.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poor salty!

18.01.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bigger teeth too no doubt! ๐Ÿฆˆ

Does salty bother with him or is she Aloof?

18.01.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOOK at him! You can't help but love him .

18.01.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's SEVE!

18.01.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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