@andyiwancio.bsky.social
trans gal comedian
“Saw a magic eye poster in an antique store. No I can’t see that,
i’ll never see that”
(sung to the tune of Don Henley’s
“Boys of Summer”)
pronouns are honk/honk
not toot/toot.
Riding on a bus that is actually an amtrak train is truly putting the trans in transit.
09.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Drake: into minors
Drake Maye: is a minor.
banger.
06.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was when I saw the phrase “old school dubstep” that made me age by 1000 years.
05.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0zodiac sign: Pisces
texas chainsaw
zodiac sign: pieces
I think it’s pretty safe to say
“gorgeous vault”.
Made kpop demon hunters anti-|{£ paste-ups.
04.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like most ICE agents look like they’ve tried stand-up at least ten times. I mean, it would make sense that edgelords run border patrol.
03.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have only been drinking beverages from ice luges.
03.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Youngsters stand-up.
02.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Any day you eat a hot dog is groundhog day.
02.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Comics will confront fascism, but need a minute, so far we’ve only really stood up to TVs playing sports.
30.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wild to think teens these days don’t have to go into a basement to buy weed from a guy named Noah that makes you play Twisted Metal with him after he calls his mom a bitch to her face.
30.01.2026 03:35 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Alot of ICE guys look like they think Vanilla Ice “could really rap bro”.
30.01.2026 03:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The only time I would take a dick pic would be for a MISSING PENIS (not wanted back) poster.
28.01.2026 06:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I wear three sweaters, it looks like the only reason i got out of bed is because i still think i’m in it.
28.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would never make a dick pic unless it had birth and death dates underneath it.
27.01.2026 06:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whoa spiderman covers showed a little more spice in the olden days.
20.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All the 1CE hirings have probably made some open mics' lists lighter.
16.01.2026 20:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love dearly
16.01.2026 07:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If a movie has a Talking Heads cover, A24 is required to buy it.
14.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Andy’s “won’t say no” tour
PORTLAND:
1/14 Helium
1/15 Open Decks
1/16 F****T Show
1/17 Broad Appeal
1/18 VNC Comedy
1/19 Eastburn
1/19 Goodfoot Lounge
SAN FRANCISCO:
1/21 Golden Ratio
1/22 Comedy Oakland
1/23 Living Church
1/24 Valencia Room
1/25 Sketchfest
1/26 Mirthquake
1/28 Eagle
SKATEBOARD
13.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She’s maybe our Noem too.
12.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Nutz Deep II: Half-Mast
10.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, but you should take that advice with a grain of salt.
10.01.2026 18:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A great name for an REM-themed drag queen act would be:
“heATHENS gorgeous”
All claims are unfounded until they are confirmed by a certified gold prospector.
07.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
