Clark Stacey

when I die please divide my ashes evenly between all my reusable water bottles

A von Neumann probe isn't eating my house for raw materials as I write this.

An hour ago I thought this proved something, but now I'm realizing I can't even prove the hypothesis.

In the plus column, I learned the Opportunity rover found these hematite spherules NASA calls Martian Blueberries

Ah yes, the sepia-toned days when press and devs pondered consumer research together in the E3 booth. What I remember from that time: cover stories were bought, PR expense reports were full of euphemisms for "strip club," and dev schedules were determined by the one company that manufactured discs.

so much winning