Ted

100% of America will not get the reference, but go Daddy.

No, we are men.

Moonrise.

Rasputin

How about, "get on me."

Remember that grounds for impeachment are whatever the Congress should say they are.

Don't know how this phrase "war of aggression" got into the lexicon. How about just "war?" Perhaps if we need a phrase it should be "war of conquest?" Or, "war of eradication?"

Captain my vessel any time...

Hope you are feeling better.

Your mom knows....

I wonder if the Dems really want to boycott the State of the Union. I think if they were to sit there just laughing in his face constantly, it might finally put him in the asylum.

OMG, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY TO GET 6 IN LAST NIGHT

Big brother is watching you..

Was once fed by a priest sitting there looking exactly like that.

The silence of the lambs!

I finally got my PA to mark surviving being run down by a pickup truck while I was on a motorcycle. I can recommend the PA, tho perhaps not my particular motivating experience...

Pup needs to have that phone just move on up, a little higher....

The only lard I have available is that around my midsection. Can I just wave it a bit in the direction of the pan?

Like many things in life, you will find it when you stop looking for it.

In what country are such things happening? I must go there...

I was going to say wookie

Ice cream is one tool the devil uses to get us to open our mouths

Be happy to be your flufr, er, "adjuster", in the future...

I think you might have just referred to her as trailer trash and been done with it.

He will probably allow the bridge if they would rename it for him

Oh, is THAT how you do the bathhouse rap. It's been so long, and I've been trying to remember..

I swear if I saw that running around my neighborhood I would call animal control

You eat nothing but oatmeal and rice and somehow caged cock and balls happened? Man, you powerful....

Nearer my God, be me, nearer to Thee! E'en though it be a chair, that raiseth me ...

Want that view