@unlikemetal.bsky.social
ⓘ This user is a Chinese State affiliated media representative
28.11.2023 01:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A fawn cat in a large, poofy beige bed
He is comfy
26.08.2023 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A fawn cat wearing a red vest style harness stands in a bed of carrots, he is being silly
He’s inspecting his crops
26.08.2023 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was just trying to legally define a beach when a West German Sex Symbol & Superstar interrupted our conversation
23.08.2023 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Check out my City
21.08.2023 18:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just found out I’m 1 Degree removed from Vladimir Putin
19.08.2023 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fit check
18.08.2023 22:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18.08.2023 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today is his Day
17.08.2023 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got rolled up on by a critter
16.08.2023 07:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An infant on the street just called me their father, what an imbecile
15.08.2023 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He like if Jesus Christ was every member of The Beatles
15.08.2023 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
15.08.2023 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
$19 FIFA Battlepass Card
15.08.2023 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ginger Beef Rice Bowl with Red/Orange Peppers, Carrots and Onions; topped with chopped Green Onions
Allegedly we are cookin
15.08.2023 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.08.2023 15:41 — 👍 669 🔁 93 💬 19 📌 10
13.08.2023 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Talking Heads People Like Us
This song was about autism
12.08.2023 05:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A black cat on a kitchen counter, his back turned to the camera because he is angry
Currently he is holding a grudge
10.08.2023 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A black cat lays draped across the top of a couch, you can see his whole body as his legs dangle over the edge. He’s lying on a crocheted grey, black, and beige scarf blanket
A closer shot of a black cat laying draped across the top of a couch. He’s lying on a crocheted grey, black, and beige scarf blanket
A close up of the black cat’s face. He looks comfortable and content
Big News: He is sleepy
09.08.2023 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two cats sleep snuggled up with eachother on a teal pillow atop a white reclining lawn chair. A black cat sleeps further back while an orange and black calico cat sleeps in front of him
Schleepy
08.08.2023 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A big, scary, ancient whale. He is large and rotund, the biggest boy to ever do it. His tiny head protrudes into a long mouth full of fucked up teeth. He sports a devious look as he prepares to munch a shark bigger than a Great White
This is what the munchies feel like
06.08.2023 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dave is a huge father name
04.08.2023 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chinese Embassy in Canada please stop calling me I will not pick up the package you have for me
04.08.2023 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A black cat standing next to a black cat pillow
He’s seeing double
04.08.2023 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0call her Lee Harvey Oswald the way that head made me explode
03.08.2023 22:53 — 👍 93 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 12
Two cats, chillin on a lawn chair, watching a squirrel in their backyard
Big News: There is a Squirrel
03.08.2023 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two cats, in a lawn chair, snugglin cause they are best buddies
Look
03.08.2023 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m here and I’m bringing a vibe most devious with me
03.08.2023 17:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
