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finding new things to worry about every day

Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.

Britney Spears in an old interview saying “everyone has been doing emails”

"other people should do infinite care labor on my behalf for free" as the most consistent delusion of the modern world

i've had a walking pad in the living room for like a year "for when i watch shows" and i barely ever used it for more than like 20 mins at a time; now i'm regularly putting up 90 mins like it's nothing

finally tried the walking-pad-under-the-desk thing and i am furious to report it actually rocks. the basics were right on this one

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

reached the stage of unemployment where i've started writing rust by choice

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

every other day there's an article like "why does gen z love <artist>" or "why is gen z obsessed with <song>" and the answer is always "there was a tiktok" and the middle-aged writer is like, can you believe it, and i'm like, yes

you can go to great lengths to avoid having to type stuff, or you can just learn to type

just made an air fryer meal with more than two ingredients for the first time. it was better than i would ever have believed. this thing really can do anything

license plate that reads "cygnusi", which sounds like "cygnussy", which sounds like a cross between "cygnus" and "bussy"

putting my entire _____ into porting this unix software to windows

What does it portend?

warner brothers trickster figures explained

colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another

i really admire my cat's ability to scream

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

if i (against all odds) did well at a sporting event i think i would act like it was normal

i think it's so funny when athletes act surprised when they do well. like you did train for this didn't you

adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going

caught the trailer for this earlier and before it was even halfway over i was already mentally planning my theater edibles regimen

nancy reagan is buried in high hrothgar cus she's the throat of the world

Haha, this from the New Yorker is getting passed around the math dork community. I did a comic about this kind of thought a few years ago: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commut...

been thinking about this post for days. how good would it be

anyway hire me

Shutdown means another missed jobs report Friday. Here's what it probably would have shown Jobs Friday won't be happening again this week as the record-long government shutdown has resulted in a lack of official data.

Had the Bureau of Labor Statistics released its monthly nonfarm payrolls report for October, economists surveyed by Dow Jones expect it would have shown a decline of 60,000 jobs and an unemployment rate increase to 4.5%.

www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/s...