Bridget Epitropakis

you can’t convince me that operation “midnight hammer” and “epic fury” weren’t spawned from a stripper name generator website

Iran has not even killed more US troops (3) than the number of US troops who kill themselves every 3 days (3), so I cannot welcome them to the US troop killing leaderboard, which the US military continues to dominate across all possible US troop death metrics

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i’m jeffery epstein and you’re watching disney channel

US and Israel confirm strike was only preemptive, like 9/11

giving up dairy for lent to make space for better things like drugs and cigarettes

Imagine being this lazy when all you gotta do is talk an hour a week about how much you like god

330 in the morning seems like a good time to try and fix my algorithms

it doesn’t feel right spiritually for US to have beat Canada in ice hockey actually it feels like a sign of the coming antichrist

A bit more Sunburn art from the vault. Part of a two-page spread. The Chora on Skyros🇬🇷

If you're a Ukrainian athlete who honours fallen comrades you are disqualified from the Winter Games.

If you're a Russian athlete who contributes to Russia's genocidal war on Ukraine you are welcomed by the IOC as a "neutral."

why would you, as a happily married couple, serve cantaloupe at your wedding

Friday the 13th x Valentine’s Day is top tier long weekend combination and if you don’t agree i hope you die in the worst possible way next to someone you love

okayyyyyyyyy mr opalite ✨ 🧼

85-years-old and buggs bunny is finally headlining the Super Bowl. never give up on ur dreams i guess

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ but the internet 🤯🔫 my brain

Daily mail news: Statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein's death emerges from files... but it's dated a day before he killed

they’re gonna say the date changed bc mercury went in retrograde

the kid rockification of nicki minaj

new RFK mental health plan comes with 5m of rope and a semiautomatic

when orange man said they’re eating cats and dogs in Haiti he was actually having real time memory reemergence of children on Epstein Island

I like my news feed how I like drinks in Thailand. no fucking ice

Πού είναι το εσπρέσο μαρτίνι;

Honestly I think if Canada and Mexico pulled out of the World Cup out of protest against US imperial aggression and invited other nations to play an alternate tournament of nations adhering to international laws we would pull a better competition than the one already scheduled to run.

lucky you. last one i found online was $1400

can’t get a copy of this book. because all the copies of this book. were planted.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

they’re gonna say Greenland did 9/11

multiple shark attacks in two days and a woman’s body washed up with a pack of dingos. Australian summer is so back

surely having meta on your resume should help

imagine getting laid off via VR. embarrassing