Mme. Dorianne

After Brad Pittstop's Se7en, Saw was inevitable

imagine the anti-centaur: a human's body from about the navel down, horseflesh and head on up. since the regular centaur has a human's torso+arms, the anti-centaur has.. no arms? picture essentially a horse's head with human legs coming out of it.

That's gotta be A Serbian Film for me. Give me the trauma and catharsis of I Spit On Your Grave, give me the existential hell that Anthony Hopkins dwells in in the Father, but there is nothing to be found retreading the ground on A Serbian Film

wheres the godly plate of the whale when you need it

Magic the gathering card contact from below. One black mana gets you a sorcery that makes you discard your hand, ante a card, then draw 7.

I look at Ancestral Recall and sneer at its weakness

if you see someone stealing food. no you didnt.

do you metabolize extra Jesus if you take communion sublingually

Master Asia approves of this action

A gooseworx sketch featuring Jax holding a pill bottle, saying "I read somewhere that taking progesterone makes you better at gambling"

Is he.. you know.. 💅

點解 jax 間房噉樣 👀

if that hindenberg don't blow
mommy's gonna drag you into the undertow

there's something to be said for the unholy grease bomb known as their curderburger

ayooo beyblades were the shit, loved them goofy little fightin tops

but that's the rub; there will be people who get something from those operating costs are going to fight to protect their little gravy trains regardless of how inefficient their process is

their wet dream goes dry with that last word

this sounds right, can't really find, like.. an actual address anywhere

gotdam ai, can't have weird abandoned buildings anymore

im just worried my endo is hondosing me with these earbuds

good wombs hath borne bad sons
(transfems)

Sometimes your machine spirit gets a little randy and you have to do what you have to do to get that imperator titan moving

They can be fixed

tumblr user transgirltimmyturner comic. A girl sketches the main characters from Fairly Oddparents. Her self insert makes an inconsequential wish, then starts to make a wish to be a girl. The artist begins crying before being distracted by her phone

Legit!! This comic made me tear up a lil the first time I saw it

making due with passing kidney stones until the surgery funds come in

The big ass space worm that lived in an asteroid from that one star wars movie

space wormplasty for the dudes

you know
between zooble's interchangeable parts and gangle's whole thing their bondage play goes fuckin crazy

it's gotta be Shandalar. There's so much nostalgia for that old microprose game.

i love women

pastel goths are the futches of the clowngirl to tradgoth spectrum

for sale
ai fiancé
never prompted

did u no that it kind of hurts when you bite down on an exposed nerve

in a totally unrelated note it feels like someone hit me in the side of the head with a baseball bat

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