Chidubemmo

Confession#6

What's that purple thing doing there???

Dess Knight isn't impossible to reduce without being a code or fan theory demon.
Like:
"Hmmm, there's this individual named Dess, who's missing/dead, who's important to Dreemurs and Holidays, who's missing, AND casually the Roaring Knight has antlers like a deer?".

As a Ukrainian, if you ever cared about Russia's fascist illegal, illegitimate and unjust invasion of Ukraine, you should absolutely care about US's fascist illegal, illegitimate and unjust invasion of Venezuela. My solidarity and best wishes to all Venezuelans.

3 panel comic. First panel soldiers are under fire in a jungle and one yells in the talkie talkie “we need air support! Do you copy?!” Second panel a military helicopter flies over the hills and a voice says “yeah…” Panel 3: a capybara is flying the helicopter and he says “I capy.”

Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.

Anyone Else Here

xkcd.com/3188/

OH LAWD CHIITAN

For You feed is down so now I'm forced to use the Discover feed

Mario upon coming out of the sewer

I'm no economics expert, but wouldn't it be more logical to invest a secure amount of money that even if you lose wouldn't ruin you for the foreseeable future

YouTube video by LukHash - Topic Winter Error

I fucking love piracy dawg. Without it I wouldn't have found this bop.
Who cares about security
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Dv...

This is so dumb and corny but also so cute

I THINK WE SHOULD CALL BSKY POSTS "BISCUITS"

what do u think guys

bskt
"i just saw this funny biscuit bro let me send it to you"

Stupid inconsequential thing but I liked when someone suggested years ago to call posts on here "bscuits/bskeets" and the repost button be called reheat

If you have a specific minimum net worth you should be forced to live like the average person for at least a month.
If all billionaires and multi millionaires did this the world would be a far better place

I've heard Tyler's an artist.
Does he think he's some kind of "Tyler The Creator"?

I like how it's LGB and not LGBT or LGBTQ+, like "I'm ok with trans, aro, ace or genderqueer people but HOMOSEXUALS?!? Now that's too far buddy"

in memoriam

My father is doing a child abuse module for his job and he's able to mostly recognise the signs but he doesn't recognise all of the things that he did to us.
#Ok

Hot take: kids not knowing what a file system is AND kids misusing LLMs as a search engine are two sides of the same technology incompetence problem this thread is criticizing.

What the hell is witch sky

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room with other men . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room with other men .

"Dance if you are the peak ship"
Kerdly:

Genuine question how exactly do I make money through art while a minor????

The app is so clunky dude.
I press anything and it takes a good second or two to actually do its job. If I open a post, even at full bars, the comments take a little bit of time to load

1. It's funny
2. That's it

This can easily be fixed by using, possibly goofy, replacements

"We all tried to migrate to mastodon"

"We all tried to migrate to mastodon"

The only annoying thing about the "For You" feed is that it REALLY likes porn, or just suggestive material in general. But it is pretty simple to filter out