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Oh I know that feeling

He’s really had a bad week but he needs to have more

A level of petty to aspire to.

It’ll be something

Unhinged

Read about it. Gnarly as the kids would say

Every political call for a public inquiry is an admission that the political mechanisms of accountability failed in real time.

Oh no they are never boring, lost in their own lore and very confusing at times but never boring

They aren’t great but I feel with most of them there’s a good movie trying to get out. I don’t know it feels in this “slop” era very real

Looks good

I think they call that enshittification

I’m going back to Uk later in the year I’m curious to how it will feel

The communication that’s the big one the press won’t be pliant

I think Miliband could too and if they reprint the sandwich picture a think a large majority of the public will just go “Why?” At least I hope

You think it’s bad now

Of course not but can you imagine

I would love Miliband, ultimate comeback story

And who will that be? Raynor?

Because Britain

So what happens now I mean we go on to the election then what

And it won’t happen because they are not just beholden to reform but also beholden to the public

Absolutely beautiful and a perfect dick

Where is it going?

Well, very little time off in January making up for it now. I wish I wasn’t sick though

You’ll have someone’s eye out with that

This is art

The one person who I felt had a good attack line from my reading of British media was Jeremy Clarkson who said “A reform voter will wake up and expect Britain to be like an Enid Blyton book” how to convey that into a political slogan though, there’s the rub.

Not for me, happy new year

Don’t we all

It’s mostly the latter, just a tiny touch of the former. There has to be an alternative offered so the job in creating that.