Pym Balsamo

Part of it is that we're in this public online space all the time now, and everyone is so self-conscious about how they appear to others. It's like nonstop high school, they're afraid they don't look cool enough and so they can't stand being seen to be wrong. Corrections are seen as attacks.

It's the regret-inducing part that scares me. It makes me think they might not being talking about a hard target like a political or religious leader.

Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

I doubt their dicks are that long. It's more that they aspire to step on their own dicks. They try so hard.

I keep imagining it in 90s fighting game announcer voice.

That's like saying homo erectus survived because there are so many humans. It's pretty cold comfort when it's a totally different species. I get your point though.

I mean if they can make it, survive this world then there is hope.....oh wait......well, damn.

You cannot buy the dino lady. You can not make the dino lady. You can only be the dino lady. It is in your dino bones, or it is nowhere.

It's like their whole strategy is to just do the deed and then say "Well, the damage is already done. No sense stopping now."

I'm still waiting on my copy of the game Nuke'Em.

I mean, Robocop is a pretty obvious and timeless answer.

As if reality wasn't horrifying enough.

Now this is an operation I'd respect.

If only these operation names were this honest.

Oh yeah.

This water is about two degrees too cold, gonna have to do that over and then the writing.

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only:

Weird thing is despite having grown up in Iowa eating Maid-Rites I have never heard anyone try to make the connection between Sloppy Joes and the loose meat sandwich. I'm sure that theory means something to its adherents, but the average Iowan is just happy to have the sandwich.

Craziest and worst regime? So is this his roundabout way of saying the U.S. should denuclearize?

Yeah, I don't think there is any law against that.

Using that 72-year-old human flesh you have in mind to bait things that you can eat would be considered animal cruelty in most states and the District of Columbia.

Nice.

The wouldn't have named it after a metal band for starters.

Shame the 80s Ruby-Spears Superman cartoon isn't readily available that I know of, otherwise I'd say to add that as well.

I don't see the Fleischer Superman cartoon from the 40s or the old Superman serials starring Kirk Alyn.

"Telling stories that move the world"? Yeah, to the camps. Collaborationist trash.

It changes their elasticity? It's definitely cosmic rays.

Mutagens in the detergent? Floride in the water? Prankster house fairies?

Why wouldn't it be tater tots in a root beer float?

Funny, I too have a great idea for SCREAM 8. Don't make it.