nicole is on a slippery slope to oversight…uh oh!

HORIZONTALLY-SELF-ORGANIZED 💀💀💀

He’s such a good sport. Dude gets bullied constantly on here and every Monday night in person and keeps on chugging along 😂

Obsessed with a “texture based” best hair award hahahaha

the perils of surprise announcements

It’s 2025. Everything is shareable.

There were…incidents 🫥

THIS is the neighborhood character we should be protecting!!!

Omg we also did alt/underground “superlatives.” What was yours??

(Mine was “most likely to be found in [name redacted]’s truck in the parking garage” 😳)

So naturally you became a math guy

choose your own adventure

you get to give yourself a superlative

typical guy shit

This is FASCINATING

Listen, you’re doing better than I am.

love this

This is the eternal tension experienced by people who do NOT want density in their neighborhoods.

They’re pissed because they claim it will lower their property value…but when new development actually increases their property value, they’re pissed because they have to pay more property taxes.

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What was everyone’s high school superlative?

I was Most Likely to Succeed. Oh, how the mighty have fallen 🙃

frankly, no!

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Nicole "the umpire" Williams. Goat at calling balls and strikes and throwing people out of the game.

ngl you look better bald

Angus I’m a little disappointed I’ve never gotten a quippy little “middle name” moniker

I hear you had hair a year ago

My girlfriend is Black. I can count on one hand the number of other Black people I ever saw there. So it wasn’t the most welcoming environment to exist in. Not every neighborhood has to be for every person! And poking fun is just what I do. I’m not over here trying to abolish the Nations lol

I lived there too until a few months ago!

(It was not about Richard. It was about what Richard said about the Nations.)

I think you’re missing the point of my post lol