Major Flaw

This is pornography, yes?

I swear to god, if I get one more message like this…

“hi daddy ive never been with a big fat old man before wanna b my first??”

I’m literally being hate-crimed.

You know it’s bad when you’ve lost Laura Ingraham.

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To Russia, with love? Why some in West are heading east to start over. — The Christian Science Monitor Some Westerners see Russia as a place to build a better, more conservative life. Moscow, facing a demographic crisis, is willing to let them try.

Imagine hating the gays so much that you move your inbred family from Canada to Russia.

Bye, bitches.

Trump’s New Tesla Has a 1-in-3 Chance of Spontaneously Combusting—World Leaders Wait In Morbid Anticipation

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Why are you even here? You hate everyone and everything, you get almost no engagement, and you seem like a very miserable person. Go commiserate with other RWNJ on Twitter.

Canadians don’t want to drink hormone-laced American milk.

Fuck off.

The people complaining that Canadians didn’t elect Mark Carney PM also don’t realize that Canadians didn’t elect Justin Trudeau PM—you voted for your MP, not your PM.

Trump’s the better manipulator, Elon’s just an awkward idiot with money.

That’s a lot of fat and hair plugs to fly around.

You already know that if the CDC comes back and says there’s not link between vaccines and autism, MAGA is just going to go on about deep state something or whatever.

Why are you like this?

No one texting me, plus I get potatoes?

My dream birthday.

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Doug Ford says province may legislate Canadian-made signage in stores amid potential trade war Premier Doug Ford says that his government will consider introducing legislation that would require retailers to place signage on shelves indicating whether a product is Canadian made amid a potential...

I’m okay with this.

I wonder if he’s still friends with Mateo Lane or has gone full MAGAt.

Comedian says American pride is back: 'It feels like we have a president who is putting America first' Comedian Chris Distefano told Fox News Digital that American pride is making a comeback reminiscent of the pride and unity seen after the terror attacks on 9/11.

Ew.

People line up to buy runners?

Going to?

Is it possible to have different moderation settings in @flashes.blue than used on Bluesky?

I’m okay with seeing dongs in flashes.

Save me, Jesus.

I like the now.

I’m hard.

Fucking Loblaws.

Thank you, god bless you, goodnight…

The best part of depression is the sadness!

You’re welcome.