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If we were playing Jeopardy, the correct question would be: When is a cease-fire not a cease-fire?

Don't forget about the absolutely fucking inexplicable stock rally, Padme.

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A katana is not a ninja sword.

Have fun in prison guy.

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The article is paywalled but he really is a pathetic man.

He kept Chelsea’s trophy. 🤦‍♀️

Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA

There may not be a literal Epstein list, but when investigators collect information, they can certainly compile a list of customers and frequent contacts who should also be investigated.

That’s the list I’m talking about.

Are people expecting a log book of John’s and their victims?

We legitimately don't belong on that list.

But you didn't know.

We are way past many of my lines.

I love this song 🥰

Fuck them pigs 🐷

Deathstar is hilarious. You have lightspeed, strap a drive to an asteroid, and crack a planet in half on the cheap.

WTF is going on y'all?

I don't believe a fucking word our President says, and when I turn on the news, I don't believe them either.

The stock market is going up for no reason at all. All indicators state it should be down, but it's not.

Feels like a big collapse is coming.

I MIGHT have been wrong about this 😬

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Trump isn't going to do shit in Iran. He used the conflict as a convenient excuse to gracefully exit from the G7 Summit, because the smart kids were making him feel insecure.

He's had to keep up the charade for days so we didn't figure out the ruse. I'll make a decision in 2 weeks = TACO

I hate this timeline

This guy regularly declares victory in failure. He accomplished something here, in the most vile way possible.

I can't for the life of me understand why they don't just declare victory on this one. I guess they need it to distract people from all the other illegal shit they're still doing.

Because it is inappropriate to hold her penis in public.

Because it would be inappropriate to hold her penis in public. Same grip though.

All this fucking idiot needs to do is declare victory on "Immigration" and move on. He made the USA so undesirable that nobody wants to live here anymore.

But he can't just take the win and move on.

Mission accomplished dipshit.

All this fucking idiot needs to do is declare victory on "Immigration" and move on. He made the USA so undesirable that nobody wants to live here anymore.

But he can't just take the win and move on.

Mission accomplished dipshit.

For once I would like to see accurate headlines like "Trump makes major claims about China, but nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about"

Soft CHICKEN Taco 🌮

I don't get it. We all knew this before the election... the only thing that's changed was that corporate media is now reporting it.

By "Shoddy assumptions" she means basic math.

Kirk is also fearful of #Tacos 🌮