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Yo, napolean. Give me a tator tot!

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I bet Marie's calendar just say "pot pie" every single day.

YouTube video by GeorgeHarrisonVEVO George Harrison - My Sweet Lord

Where am I flying or where are we meeting?

George Harrison didnt know it, but he was channeling my joi de vivre, discovered this very moment, wmway back when he wrote My Sweet Lord.

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If a gf is somebody I can spoil when I am in town, and who will forget I exist when I am not, then yes.

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You can call me kitten if you want to

I saw weeks of crashout posts by a young woman that was excluded from just such a brunch-group. It appeared to me that the ostracization was BEYOND distressing for her. I have no idea what I'm saying, but seeing this, it stood out in memory. I hope you are all looking out for one another.

I just need a Mendocino Baddie to treat me with loving disdain.

Is that too much for these vindictive gods to allow?

(Yes, yes it is).

See, I just need a goddess.

a cat sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a newspaper . ALT: a cat sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a newspaper .

One up ya...

I'm too lame to have ever made one.

By the time I asked myself should I tweet? The answer was "fuck no".

Elon.

Trump reposts Alex Jones conspiracy theory about Michelle Obama using Biden’s autopen

The president is a lunatic

Delete your Twitter account.

Manifest destiny dictates that you migrate west for fortune.

Bewitching.

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You looked that good while cooking?

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Its not even the last. Or penultimate Monday. It's basically the first Monday in an endless string of Mondays.

Hope that helped.

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Too easy a decision.
Incredible.

To those of us who used to watch scrambled cinemax in hopes of *maybe* spying a nipple, this timeline with endless marijuana and buttholes is utterly incomprehensible...and strong proof that we are progressing as a species.

On some issues, anyway.

Majestic. I am in love with her.

I may not be a sexworker, but I take my hobbies seriously.

I'll be looking out for you!

Sane times we are living in.

So tired of these fascists and our collective nothingness in response.

We need to hold trials and hold people accountable for their crimes.

Full. Stop.

What dawn through yonder fabric breaks? Tis the sun, which i wish I were, in this moment.

Are you are an actress? You certainly have the photogenic appeal, so I dont know why I am surprised.

Ok, but my safe word is "you're the boss" I know its confusing, and for that I apologize.

Duos. Now that's a new search term I am going to remember.

I absolutely see you.

I will hold the camera, but I think we will have to revise your disclaimer.

Holy hell.

I wish there was an extra follow button. A priority follow. Guess I'll have to let the algorithm convey your posts to the top of my feed via likes.

I was once in a study where they gave me the real McCoy or the placebo. Two rounds, blinded.

But the active drug was an antihistamine, evaluating a repurpose.

Let me tell you, there is no way to take an antihistamine and not know it. First round was placebo, second was drug. Still disabled. 🤣

It's before elevensies, for sure.