carol 🎉

nos garotas magras q nao temos a cintura marcada 🙅‍♀️

So qro uma rino

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Acordar milionário resolveria todos os meus problemas

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Semana já teve 8 dias e ainda é quarta-feira

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Tomar banho, Lavar o cabelo, passar hidratante, desodorante e um perfume

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ficar deitado o dia todo sem fazer nada

parabéns aos chineses q inventaram yakisoba 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

tu assumindo no pvd

see you again e dark red 💘🗣

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o mundo se o final de semana tivesse mais dias

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Eu odeio a timeline do Bluesky, parece que nunca atualiza é sempre os mesmo posts repetitivos...

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Aqui no bluesky nada se cria, tudo se copia

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o bluesky vendo q o twitter caiu de novo

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minha vida se eu parasse de procrastinar e fosse estudar

qm foi?

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Quero ter uma overdose de pizza.

2 min da pra fzr um miojo e um filho

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minha vida se eu tivesse cintura fina, barriga definida e dinheiro pra comprar todas minhas roupas: