tacobella 🔻

wtf is happening to the economy 😭

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send

I guess I’m only shopping at Costco now, which is fine. I needed a 300-pack of Twizzlers anyway.

another day alive

i like the way u say my name

a man is standing in front of a white car looking at his cell phone . ALT: a man is standing in front of a white car looking at his cell phone .

how it feels texting the person that my friends think i have blocked

i miss u

i am no stranger to grief but fuckkkkkkk

ur all i want but i can hear u packing girl

hello from 2025

mistakes were made in 2024

I’m like if dennis reynolds was a girl

that i miss us text is locked and loaded in the chamber happy nye

schmidt saying “no!”

my brain wants to do so many things but my body is just like

my dms are full of bots on here haha oh!

sorry for being so sexy and incredibly funny

finding screenshots i took after i have taken my ambien and trying to figure out what plan i had for them

planet her is one of the greatest albums of all time

zzzz

pronouncing testosterone like minestrone at the gym

Jesus has severe main character syndrome and all y’all are just feeding into it

sometimes I write a joke but delete it because I instantly know what response I'll get 20 versions of and I simply don't have the strength

Luigi Mangione pleads not guilty.

The color pink makes my silly little brain sooo happy

all kinds of stuff is imaginary if you think about it

i think it’s odd ppl can treat you so mean and the second you share your experiences, they think you’re a bad person????????

I need to have at least one silly little obsession on hand at all times or else I start to go insane and wither away