Jeff Shuey

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

How OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY is going so far:

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NOPE

Americans are dead. Prices are skyrocketing. The Middle East is on fire. Civil war is brewing in Iran.

And for what? A war that will leave the same hardliners in charge? A war that can't actually destroy their nuclear program?

This is incompetence. Plain and simple.

Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."

Bert & Ernie - not found in the Epstein files.

So, a cowardly draft dodger, who will fight to the last drop of American blood as long as it's not his own or his odious offspring, thinks he can distract people from the Epstein revelations.

#SendBarronToWar

The latest addition to this saga is that the White House has said that 6'9" Barron Trump is "too tall to serve in the military." That's evidently their modern equivalent of Trump's bogus bone spurs story. David Robinson is 7' tall and put his lucrative NBA career on hold to serve in the Navy.

Sadly all too accurate

Ha. Good one. Of course, like everything this flailing and failing administration does … it was another YADA - Yet Another Distraction Attempt

A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nation’s people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else.

We mustn’t let this war do so.

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So they have no plan. Got it.

Authoritarians wage wars to deflect public attention from their own scandals. Donald Trump is no different.

3 American soldiers have now been killed because the president wants you to stop thinking about all the children he raped.

Hell of a legacy you’re building there, dummy. It doesn’t matter how many times you plaster your name on buildings and ballrooms in tacky gold letters. Your grave will be one big beautiful public urinal.

I prefer non-lethal distractions from the tRUMPSTEIN Files like renaming the Gulf of Mexico, making Canada the 51st state & buying Greenland. Sure it was hugely offensive to longtime friends & allies, but at least no one died.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

Because they know they don’t have to. The media isn’t holding anyone to Account. Congress certainly isn’t holding anybody to Account. Maybe it’s time for the people to hold them to Account.

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The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

And, I can see me and my son in our seats. That’s kinda cool.

It was great to be there in person.

And great to see the team back.

Tough game last night, but we are still fans and cheering.

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History of the World … Part Zero

Trump and Republicans are:

-Trying to ram through a bill that would disenfranchise millions of voters
-Considering an EO that would allow Trump to take over elections
-Proposing to station ICE agents at polling places

They’re trying to rig their way to victory. We won’t let them.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

“Presumed to be innocent until proven guilty my ass!

You're presumed guilty until you unredact the Epstein files because you're hiding them.

Innocent people don't do that! Show us what's in those files, Thunder Chicken!

Show us what we already suspect.”

This is clearly blatantly intentional voter suppression and any claim otherwise is completely unserious